Nothing to see here, folks.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[There's a giant big-eye tuna in the middle of the hall. Looks pretty dead.]




((All post-2006 Philanthropy members might want to take a peek at my journal post before responding. Everyone else- feel free to poke the tuna. Or not.))

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[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

[There's a giant fish in the hall. Of course there's a giant fish in the hall. There's also a severed hand, a Big Boss rabbit, and several talking Metal Gears. Whatever. This is life in the nexus.]

[But just as she was about to walk past it, a memory occurs to her...]

[Nastasha stops in front of the giant tuna, cigarrette in hand. To say that she feels weird about talking to a dead fish would be an understatement.]

...Hello..?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

.......

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

You're... Mr. McGolden, correct?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

*How...?*

...

[Doesn't respond.]

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

.....

[Sighs] Would you mind stepping out of the fish, sir...?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

.....

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

[whyishesoblond.livejournal.com]

[Blondie recognises the stench before he sees the fish. He wrinkles his nose.]

A big-eye?

What's an Alaskan tuna doing here?

[He squats down beside the tuna. It's too far gone to eat, he decides.]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Tch. That's just what they WANT you to thi--

-shit!

[Aw, damn. They saw straight through this brilliant disguise! D8]

...Who the hell are you? Leave me alone!

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

Ugh! What is that horrible stench!

[She looked down and saw the dead fish]

...

[She uses her powers to slide the dead fish down the hallway as she searched for a place to dispose of it]

1/2

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[...Strange...]

[Gary heard the footsteps. He can hear a voice, too. But... he doesn't feel any kind of presence nearby. This is strange. Strange, and... familiar.]

[...It can't be... from Shadow Moses...]

[IT'S ONE OF THE GREYS! But no.... no! Not another abduction!]

..STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY EARS! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE RINGING.

2/2

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[Did you know that tuna can sprout legs and run away? Now you do!]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[WHY THE HELL IS HE MOVING??? D8]

*Doesn't run just yet*

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[thatkindofguy]

Something to eat!

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

.....Fine. I'll go.

I just... wanted to thank you in person, is all. For all you have done on behalf of Philanthropy.

But... I guess I'll save that for another time.

[She turns] And as for who I am...

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

Of all the tings to show up here! [Grumbles]

[Opens doors along the way as she looks for a place to dispose of the fish]

Ah! Here we are!

[She had found a room that had a giant garbage disposal in the middle of the floor and a switch on the wall that could be used to activate it]

Say goodbye my little stinky friend!

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

...I'm just a woman who knows too much.

[Nastasha smirks as she walks off]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

*"Goodbye"...? Wait- what's that noise..?*

....

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

HOLYSHIT, NO! W-WAIT!

[Wiggles his legs out of the tuna, trying desperately to get free! D8]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

*Oh Christ. Who the hell would eat a giant fish off of the floor? Unless...*

*THE GREYS.*

...WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

....

Mooooooooooooooo....?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

"The woman-who-knows-too-much"...?

*Why does that sound...*

...No way...

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

[She stopped]

.... Psycho Mantis why was I not informed that there was a person inside?

[Because I found this amusing?]

[She sighed and flipped the switch turning the disposal off.]

Alright get out of the fish!

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

HOW???

[Suddenly, he bursts from the tuna. Just as Gary is about to run off in the direction he thinks she went, his coat-tail gets caught in the spine of his tuna, causing him to trip]

-OOF!

[Gary picks up the tuna angrily] DAMN YOU, TUNA! You LOST HER!

[He gnaws on it's head in frustration >8(]