Nothing to see here, folks.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[There's a giant big-eye tuna in the middle of the hall. Looks pretty dead.]




((All post-2006 Philanthropy members might want to take a peek at my journal post before responding. Everyone else- feel free to poke the tuna. Or not.))

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[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Damn, I've been trying to figure that one out for a while...

[You KNOW you're weird when even PARA wants to avoid you. :/]

Hm. [Rubs his chin] ...My experience was a little less exciting that that.

I fell into a patch of mud and blacked out for some reason. When I woke up, it was already dawn... my parents were worried sick.

But when I ran home and got in front of a mirror to get a good look at the bumb on my head, I saw IT instead.

[Gary turns, bending his left-ear slightly for Para to see a small hole.] Ever since then, I've been plagued by a constant ringing in my ear. [Turns to face her again]

It was pretty obvious what had happened to me. But no one had enough sense to listen to me about it... [Sighs]

That was the day I decided to become a journalist, and uncover truth for a living.

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

[She squints her eyes, trying to get a good look. She doesn't want to get too close to him, she's being extra cautious.]

Oh, a constant ringing? Well, that could be a medical problem actually...

That's an interesting job though. Do you mind if I asked what you've uncovered so far? Life on other planets is always fascinating! I mean, in my time, we haven't put a man on the moon yet...

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Nah, it was aliens. [Said matter-of-factly]

Oh, they did. The original landing was a fake, though.... But after that, we did. We've made a lot of discoveries about space recently. More signs of alien life, even.

Well I discovered that tuna skin can actually be pretty comfortting.

I also had a recent bestseller called "The Telekinetic Powers of the Loch Ness Monster - The True Energy Source of UFOs."

A long title, I know. But it speaks for itself.

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

A... fake? Oh, what a shame. At least there's been more discoveries.

[She's trying to take in the book name, tilting her head a little.] Do you have a copy of your book with you? I'd love to read it! In fact, I'm sure that this Nexus would have it somewhere in it's libraries!