Every rose has it's thorns~

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[This particular Fury has been keeping the fuck away from the nexus because he wants nothing to do with them TAINTING his playing cards. So he decides after winning 2 out of 6924 games of solitaire, that he want's to watch a movie.]

[So after wrecking several televisions, DVD players and almost every DVD in the room he is in, trying to figure out how they work. After a while he settles on a movie called 'Teeth'. It looks like some people are going to die in this one so he figures it'll be entertaining.]

[The movie initially loses his interest until the certain part where the first guy GETS HIS COCK BIT OFF BY HER MUTANT VAGOO!]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! [He flings himself so far back on the couch that it flips.]

Comments

...i love you

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

[She notices he's watching a movie, and she can never resist a movie. She takes notice that the couch is flipped though and tilts her head.]

That's an interesting way to watch a movie.

~<3

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[He tilts his head back to get a better look at her.]

Who the fuck- [No, he doesn't care.]

Movie. Girl has... [At this point the gynecologist scene comes on. As his fingers are bitten off, he screams out "It's true! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! ".]

[Fury has the most horrified look on his face right now.]

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

[She, too, has the most horrified look on her face.]

I'm not going to ask-- in fact, I think I'm just going leave now.

[So, she turns around and leaves. Not even wanting to know why this man was watching a movie about vagina dentata. Sure, it was an interesting myth but... she just wasn't in the right mood to know any more about the movie.]

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that this was what it was going to be about, dammit!

[smells-sweet.livejournal.com]

Ooh, what's on?

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[Weakly points to the screen.]

That. That is what's on.

[smells-sweet.livejournal.com]

[She looks up and

]

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[What'dya know, she got here just in time for the gynecologist scene. Lucky her.]

[smells-sweet.livejournal.com]

[It's like Little John senses the scene before them, as well, and reacts violently to it. Oh god, she's going to throw up.]

Ggbn!

[She rushes out of the room and to the nearest bathroom.]

[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

[Wandering around the corridors, he hears a small ruckus inside one of the rooms.

He decides to investigate, finally opening one of the many doors of the building.]

Ah, Boris.

[he sees his comrade in a very peculiar position, and walks to the couch]

That's unusual... [he sees that the TV is on] Oh, what's on-

[his voice 'dissapears' when he listens to Dawn tell the whole mythologic tale behind the 'toothed vagina']

Is that what I think it is? [he gets really nervous]

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[Fury is still in shock.]

YES! YES IT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS!

[The movie is like a train wreck, Fury can't look away.]

[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

[can't look away either and it seems like even his parrot is in shock]

That was really uncalled for.

And to think I lived more than 100 years for that...

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

I didn't even think that this was what it was going to be about...

[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

[looks at the cover of the case where the movie was]

Well, the name really doens't give you a clue... That's some cheap trick, I must say.

[comsicboobs.livejournal.com]

[Walks in after hearing a commotion from the room]

What the hell is going on in here?

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

THAT!

[T.V point.]

[comsicboobs.livejournal.com]

[She stares at the T.V.]

...

[Cringes]

...

[Aims the flame thrower at it]

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[He is not stopping her.]

Go right ahead.

[comsicboobs.livejournal.com]

[She smiled as she watched the T.V. become encased in flames]

You might want to find a new room to watch your movies in!

[She casually and slowly walked out of the room humming a tune as she went]

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

...

[:|]

Bad luck with the TV, Fury?

[He'll bleach his eyes later.]

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

Not.
A.
Word.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

...

I have gasoline and a lighter in my bag. Want to use them?

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, you are his best friend forever.]

Yes.

Да Бог, YES!

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

[He hands them over.]

Get to it, then. I want to see that tape burn!