Every rose has it's thorns~

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[This particular Fury has been keeping the fuck away from the nexus because he wants nothing to do with them TAINTING his playing cards. So he decides after winning 2 out of 6924 games of solitaire, that he want's to watch a movie.]

[So after wrecking several televisions, DVD players and almost every DVD in the room he is in, trying to figure out how they work. After a while he settles on a movie called 'Teeth'. It looks like some people are going to die in this one so he figures it'll be entertaining.]

[The movie initially loses his interest until the certain part where the first guy GETS HIS COCK BIT OFF BY HER MUTANT VAGOO!]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! [He flings himself so far back on the couch that it flips.]

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Ooh, what's on?

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[Weakly points to the screen.]

That. That is what's on.

[smells-sweet.livejournal.com]

[She looks up and

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[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[What'dya know, she got here just in time for the gynecologist scene. Lucky her.]

[smells-sweet.livejournal.com]

[It's like Little John senses the scene before them, as well, and reacts violently to it. Oh god, she's going to throw up.]

Ggbn!

[She rushes out of the room and to the nearest bathroom.]