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[This particular Fury has been keeping the fuck away from the nexus because he wants nothing to do with them TAINTING his playing cards. So he decides after winning 2 out of 6924 games of solitaire, that he want's to watch a movie.]

[So after wrecking several televisions, DVD players and almost every DVD in the room he is in, trying to figure out how they work. After a while he settles on a movie called 'Teeth'. It looks like some people are going to die in this one so he figures it'll be entertaining.]

[The movie initially loses his interest until the certain part where the first guy GETS HIS COCK BIT OFF BY HER MUTANT VAGOO!]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! [He flings himself so far back on the couch that it flips.]

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[He tilts his head back to get a better look at her.]

Who the fuck- [No, he doesn't care.]

Movie. Girl has... [At this point the gynecologist scene comes on. As his fingers are bitten off, he screams out "It's true! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! ".]

[Fury has the most horrified look on his face right now.]

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[She, too, has the most horrified look on her face.]

I'm not going to ask-- in fact, I think I'm just going leave now.

[So, she turns around and leaves. Not even wanting to know why this man was watching a movie about vagina dentata. Sure, it was an interesting myth but... she just wasn't in the right mood to know any more about the movie.]

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I didn't know that this was what it was going to be about, dammit!