Every rose has it's thorns~

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

[This particular Fury has been keeping the fuck away from the nexus because he wants nothing to do with them TAINTING his playing cards. So he decides after winning 2 out of 6924 games of solitaire, that he want's to watch a movie.]

[So after wrecking several televisions, DVD players and almost every DVD in the room he is in, trying to figure out how they work. After a while he settles on a movie called 'Teeth'. It looks like some people are going to die in this one so he figures it'll be entertaining.]

[The movie initially loses his interest until the certain part where the first guy GETS HIS COCK BIT OFF BY HER MUTANT VAGOO!]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! [He flings himself so far back on the couch that it flips.]

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[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

[can't look away either and it seems like even his parrot is in shock]

That was really uncalled for.

And to think I lived more than 100 years for that...

[nomagichere.livejournal.com]

I didn't even think that this was what it was going to be about...

[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

[looks at the cover of the case where the movie was]

Well, the name really doens't give you a clue... That's some cheap trick, I must say.