IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG.

[vermoncataffy.livejournal.com]

[From the shadows, where he had been hiding until just the right moment (in this case, 19 years), COLONEL VERMON CATAFFY III, ESQUIRE appears.]

I have come for a man by the name of Halley. Alternatively, any of the several men who I believe have been impersonating me.

Step forth, and let us finish this like jungle predators.

Comments

LOL NEED TO CHECK THIS EMAIL MORE.

[vermoncataffy.livejournal.com]

If I have my way with him, Halley will be inarticulate for the rest of his days, good sir! I will surely see to that!

HEE.

[xmas-is-here.livejournal.com]

Damn straight! Be sure you really pound that tendency out of him. The kid could use it.

[vermoncataffy.livejournal.com]

Sir, I like the way you think!