IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG.

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[From the shadows, where he had been hiding until just the right moment (in this case, 19 years), COLONEL VERMON CATAFFY III, ESQUIRE appears.]

I have come for a man by the name of Halley. Alternatively, any of the several men who I believe have been impersonating me.

Step forth, and let us finish this like jungle predators.

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I'VE GOT A PINK COLLAR FOR YOU <3

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[CaTaffy stroked Muffy's exoskeleton lovingly, delighting in her strange, affectionate purrs. And to think, he had worried she had perished in the desert thanks to that confounding young rogue Halley and his rocket launcher!]

My dear girl. No incidents, I hope? And you've been cleaning up after your meals? Let's see if we can find a kitten for you to feed on...