Dramamamamllama wut?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[Todd was not feeling asleep for once, and actually in quite a good mood! He was busy patrolling the area when he came upon a door where a loud applause seemed to come from.]

Huh? What was that noise?

[He opened the door and step in. He found himself on a small color full stage next to an older looking man in a blue sweater]

This is Todd, When he first came into the Nexus he started dating a girl whose code name is Paramedic. When she went missing from his life he moved onto another girl who goes by the name Ocelot.

[Boos could be heard drifting up from the crowd.]

Well now Paramedic is back folks, and she's not to happy about what she's seen.

Wait? What!?

((OOC: Welcome to the Maury show. For fox_unit_medic  & major_ocelette , others can feel free to join the audience :3))

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[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[This is Todd's 'oh god I am going to die' face :<]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

Todd.

[Stare]

What is this?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I don't know...

Well you're about to know. Why don't you come down here and have a seat with us Ms Ocelot.

[Maury motioned to the open seat next to Todd who was sitting between Para and an empty seat.]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[She gives Maury a look that says "Who the hell is he?" but she crosses the stage anyway to sit down in the open seat.]

This better not be one of those... weird rooms.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Miss Ocelot, did you know that Todd was seeing someone else prior to yourself?

Hey you say that like I'm deliberately trying to cheat!

[Audience: Hiiiiiissss Boooo Hiiissss!]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

He... never mentioned it. No

[She looked from Maury to Todd and back.]

But it's not an issue if it's just something from the past... right?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

She went missing, I thought she left me!

[A random ghetto woman in the crowd stands up snapping her fingers all ocelovely like.]

If you were a real man you would've gone looking for her!

[An applause roars through the crowd.]

You think I didn't!

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[She looks at Todd.]

Is this true? Are you still... seeing her?

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

OH I'M SURE HE'S SEEING HER.

IN THE BEDROOM!

[MOST CLEVER LINE EVER.]

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

AS IF!

WHY WOULD HE NEED ANYONE ELSE IF HE HAS THE MAJOR?!

MAJOR WE LOVE YOU

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He's going to shout at Gunner... but it's one of his superiors so he keeps his yap shut.]

Look, today is the first time I've seen her in a while... I'm... Look I'm sorry. To both of you...

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[JEERING FROM THE CROWD]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He's had enough of the crowd by now >(]

Why are you *bllleeeep* so *bleep* rude?!

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BEING [BLEEEEP] RUDE! DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU LATER!

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

HA, WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY BEEP YOU CHEATING BEEP!

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I... I WASN'T! I DIDN'T!

[He breaks down putting his face in his hands. God this was humiliating!]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[Drebin doesn't actually know what's going on, he just likes being a dick. He continues to shout random things at the stage.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He gets up and moves to the edge of the stage shouting back, but the guards wont let him into the rowdy crowd.]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[Drebin tosses a peppermint candy at him, because the only other thing in his pockets was his stun knife and he's not that much of an asshole.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[OKAY THAT'S IT! TODD BREAKS THROUGH THE GUARD AND THROWS A PUNCH AT THE RUDE RUDE MAN!]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[She puts a hand on her forehead, trying to ignore all of the noise from the audience. She was still too busy trying to process to get pissed off... yet.]

So... So wait. You were seeing someone else?

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

YEAH, IN THE BEDROOM, AHAHAHAHAHA!

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I told you! I thought she was gone!

[He sighs.]

Maybe... It would be better if I was gone...

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU TWO-TIMER YOU DON'T DESERVE THE MAJOR

YEAAAH MAJOR WE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU~

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

But you're with me now so it shouldn't be a problem if she comes back.

Unless... you're planning on going back to her? [Her face is dangerously calm at this.]