Dramamamamllama wut?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[Todd was not feeling asleep for once, and actually in quite a good mood! He was busy patrolling the area when he came upon a door where a loud applause seemed to come from.]

Huh? What was that noise?

[He opened the door and step in. He found himself on a small color full stage next to an older looking man in a blue sweater]

This is Todd, When he first came into the Nexus he started dating a girl whose code name is Paramedic. When she went missing from his life he moved onto another girl who goes by the name Ocelot.

[Boos could be heard drifting up from the crowd.]

Well now Paramedic is back folks, and she's not to happy about what she's seen.

Wait? What!?

((OOC: Welcome to the Maury show. For fox_unit_medic  & major_ocelette , others can feel free to join the audience :3))

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[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

[For whatever reason, Gunner is in the audience.]

OH MAN, AHAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE SOOOO SCREWED! I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YA, TODD!

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[Yes, for some reason, Para is here instead of doing something important, like figuring out who was killing everyone. Because, you know, it's dramatic.]

Hello, Todd. Good to see you again.

[ladyofvermilion.livejournal.com]

[Julie was sitting in a dark corner at the back of the room, taking in what she was certain was the most amusing thing she'd come across in the Nexus. She chuckled softly to herself.]

He's in for it now...

*repost* verbs are important

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[Somehow Ocelot found herself in a place that looked like the backstage for a talk show (if she knew what a talk-show was, that is).]

What-

[She was just poking her head out from backstage when she heard what the accouncer's voice said.]

What.

[unwillinghelper.livejournal.com]

[Ivan has somehow found his way into the audience, but he's not very interested. The dramas of women don't interest him, but he supposes he'll stay for Ocelot's sake, since the guy mentioned his name.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Para? You're here?

[First he was overly happy, then he felt guilty, then shame.]

I thought you where gone...

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[This is Todd's 'oh god I am going to die' face :<]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

Todd.

[Stare]

What is this?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I don't know...

Well you're about to know. Why don't you come down here and have a seat with us Ms Ocelot.

[Maury motioned to the open seat next to Todd who was sitting between Para and an empty seat.]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[She gives Maury a look that says "Who the hell is he?" but she crosses the stage anyway to sit down in the open seat.]

This better not be one of those... weird rooms.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm here.

[She can't help but give a small smile at him.]

Sorry I didn't say anything. I wanted to open up a new clinic, but I ran into a lot of snags. Then, I was side-tracked with this murder case.

[She frowns again.] Of course, you didn't seem to waste any time finding someone to replace me.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[A chorus of boos rises up from the audience.]

I didn't know... I thought... I hadn't heard from you for a while, I thought you didn't. I thought you found a way out, or... didn't want me around.

[Some bleeps and boos and 'Yeah rights' float through the air.]

Well Miss Para, did you tell him that you were going to be gone for a while? But that you were coming right back?

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Miss Ocelot, did you know that Todd was seeing someone else prior to yourself?

Hey you say that like I'm deliberately trying to cheat!

[Audience: Hiiiiiissss Boooo Hiiissss!]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

He... never mentioned it. No

[She looked from Maury to Todd and back.]

But it's not an issue if it's just something from the past... right?

[unwillinghelper.livejournal.com]

[...?]

...Ocelot Soldiers. What the hell are you doing?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

She went missing, I thought she left me!

[A random ghetto woman in the crowd stands up snapping her fingers all ocelovely like.]

If you were a real man you would've gone looking for her!

[An applause roars through the crowd.]

You think I didn't!

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

What's it look like?

Cheering on the Major!

GO MAJOR~<3!

[unwillinghelper.livejournal.com]

...I don't remember you being so... cheery. Or insolent. But it's good that you're cheering your leader, I suppose.

[Ivan is seriously considering ballpunching the nearest of them, but they are Ocelot's soldiers and he did usually stay shy of beating them up. Still, if they push him...]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[She looks at Todd.]

Is this true? Are you still... seeing her?

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

OH I'M SURE HE'S SEEING HER.

IN THE BEDROOM!

[MOST CLEVER LINE EVER.]

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

AS IF!

WHY WOULD HE NEED ANYONE ELSE IF HE HAS THE MAJOR?!

MAJOR WE LOVE YOU

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He's going to shout at Gunner... but it's one of his superiors so he keeps his yap shut.]

Look, today is the first time I've seen her in a while... I'm... Look I'm sorry. To both of you...

[outofuniform.livejournal.com]

[So, having tried on more pants in less than five hours than he'd care to; that guy decides to stop in a side room and relax for a bit until that brunette chick also obtained freedom from the disturbing room.
And then this place happened.]
Heeey. I know this show...!

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[JEERING FROM THE CROWD]