Dramamamamllama wut?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[Todd was not feeling asleep for once, and actually in quite a good mood! He was busy patrolling the area when he came upon a door where a loud applause seemed to come from.]

Huh? What was that noise?

[He opened the door and step in. He found himself on a small color full stage next to an older looking man in a blue sweater]

This is Todd, When he first came into the Nexus he started dating a girl whose code name is Paramedic. When she went missing from his life he moved onto another girl who goes by the name Ocelot.

[Boos could be heard drifting up from the crowd.]

Well now Paramedic is back folks, and she's not to happy about what she's seen.

Wait? What!?

((OOC: Welcome to the Maury show. For fox_unit_medic  & major_ocelette , others can feel free to join the audience :3))

Comments

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I... I WASN'T! I DIDN'T!

[He breaks down putting his face in his hands. God this was humiliating!]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[Drebin doesn't actually know what's going on, he just likes being a dick. He continues to shout random things at the stage.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He gets up and moves to the edge of the stage shouting back, but the guards wont let him into the rowdy crowd.]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[Drebin tosses a peppermint candy at him, because the only other thing in his pockets was his stun knife and he's not that much of an asshole.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[OKAY THAT'S IT! TODD BREAKS THROUGH THE GUARD AND THROWS A PUNCH AT THE RUDE RUDE MAN!]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[OW YOU DOUCHE THAT DOESN'T FELL GOOD AT ALL D:<]

[Drebin aims a punch to the crotch. No one said he had to play fair!]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He grabs his crotch with one hand, but manages an attempted head butt. The crowd has circled them and blocked off the security staff.]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

[Drebin stumbles back, shoving a hand in his pocket and pulling out the stun knife he got from #893 a while back. He still doesn't know how the hell to make it work, but a knife is a knife.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

A [bleep]in knife? GODDAMN MAN!

[His cqc isn't the greatest, but he still tries to get that knife >|]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what'd you got, beep?!

[Drebin blindly punches at todd with one hand while blindly waving the knife with another. He's not the best fighter, in case you couldn't tell.]

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[She puts a hand on her forehead, trying to ignore all of the noise from the audience. She was still too busy trying to process to get pissed off... yet.]

So... So wait. You were seeing someone else?

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

YEAH, IN THE BEDROOM, AHAHAHAHAHA!

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I told you! I thought she was gone!

[He sighs.]

Maybe... It would be better if I was gone...

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU TWO-TIMER YOU DON'T DESERVE THE MAJOR

YEAAAH MAJOR WE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU~

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS!

[PUNCHES AN OCELOT]

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

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[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

But you're with me now so it shouldn't be a problem if she comes back.

Unless... you're planning on going back to her? [Her face is dangerously calm at this.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I'm planning on... but I think. It would be better for both of you... If you stopped seeing me, If we all just end everything right now.

[The crowd grows quite, with mouths agape]

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

OH [BLEEEP] MAN!

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[Blink]

You're.... breaking up with me?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I'm no good for you... for either of you.

[A cheer ripped through the crowd.]

Maybe it would be for the best. Maybe if you all give eachother a bit of time to think it over things will work out better?

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[...]

OH I see how it is. Glad I could keep you entertained for awhile. Now that someone better has shown up, I'm not needed anymore.

[Ocelot isn't quite familiar with the "it's not you it's me" speech. Maybe it would make more sense later but right now, she was pissed off.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

That;s not how it was damn it! Why wont anyone listen to me! I love you, I love you both! You mean a lot, but I'm just... I don't know. I didn't think this would happen! I didn't think it would end, and I sure as hell didn't think it would end like this!

I... I can't do this!

[Gets up and runs back stage, Maury of course chases him down.]

Come on Todd, you can't just run away from this all. You need to fix it now before the problem gets worse and more people get hurt!

[Todd nodded, and slowly walked back out with Maury. Eventually sitting back down.]

I like that they're dealing with their relationship issues while the nexus is being taken over.

[major-ocelette.livejournal.com]

[Congratulations, the "I love you bit" has saved Todd from being shot, for now.]

Well if you really liked me that much I wouldn't think the reappearance of an old girlfriend would change anything.

[She couldn't fathom why someone would pick someone else over herself. :T ]

[selfesteemteam.livejournal.com]

TEACH HIM A LESSON MAJOR!