http://coolantmaster.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] coolantmaster.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2009-10-08 05:50 am
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SPREADING THE COOLANT LOVE


[There is a sign pinned up throughout the halls.]


~FREE COOLANT~

FOR PEOPLE WHO I DEEM WORTHY OF POSSESSING SUCH A WONDEROUS THING.

GO TO THE LOBBY TO CLAIM YOUR FREE BOTTLE!! AND REMEMBER;

BE ONE WITH YOUR COOLANT!!!!
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[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[And here is a poor unsuspecting Meryl, about to pick up a spray bottle of something.]

Hey, I was looking for some Windex, thanks!

[You fool! It's coolant. COOLANT.]

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks at the bottle. Hey, it is coolant! Still, her mission is more important then technicalities.]

So, is it another brand of window cleaner, or what?

[identity profile] coolantmaster.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
YOU FREEZE BOMBS WITH IT.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks at it for another second. ooooohhh]

Why would you need to diffuse bombs in a place like this?

[identity profile] coolantmaster.livejournal.com 2009-10-08 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Don't question the coolant. Just love it.
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