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SPREADING THE COOLANT LOVE

[There is a sign pinned up throughout the halls.]

~FREE COOLANT~

FOR PEOPLE WHO I DEEM WORTHY OF POSSESSING SUCH A WONDEROUS THING.

GO TO THE LOBBY TO CLAIM YOUR FREE BOTTLE!! AND REMEMBER;

BE ONE WITH YOUR COOLANT!!!!

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[oh for fuck's sake not this again]

Don't you have anything better to do?

The world needs to unite under the love of coolant! You're just not cool enough for coolant.

[Lol geddit 'cool'ant, haw haw]

Be gone with you, non-believer!

[SPRAYS COOLANT IN YOUR FACE]

Look, you little twit, I OW FUCK ME WHAT THE HELL

[Coolant: 2. Liquid: 0.]

Yes! Feel the power of the coolant!

That's it--!

[He had put up with this Raiden's idiocy for far too long. Now was asskicking time. Have a kick to the face, Raiden.]

[D8]

ENEMY OF THE COOLANT!

[Raiden cartwheels around Liquid with a bleeding nose, before kicking him in the back of the head.]

...YOU! I NEED THAT FREE BOTTLE OF COOLANT RIGHT AWAY!

Didn't I give you a bottle already? What did you do with it?

[:|]

Did you... misuse it?

No, I used it well, but somehow it ran out just like all the others. Please tell me, what's your secret to eternal coolant?

Were you one with your coolant, grasshopper?

I was. But apparently... it wasn't enough.

Did you treat her like a goddess? Did you love her as if she were your one and only?

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[THERE APPEARS TO BE A FLAMING HEAT LIKE THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS COMING FROM MY HOLD. A BOTTLE OF COOLANT MIGHT BRING THIS DOWN TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL.]

Oh no! That ship needs my help!

[DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA COOLANTTTT]

I'll save you!

[SPRAYS OUT THE FIRE]

[And here is a poor unsuspecting Meryl, about to pick up a spray bottle of something.]

Hey, I was looking for some Windex, thanks!

[You fool! It's coolant. COOLANT.]

[...]

IT'S COOLANT.

[She looks at the bottle. Hey, it is coolant! Still, her mission is more important then technicalities.]

So, is it another brand of window cleaner, or what?

YOU FREEZE BOMBS WITH IT.

[She looks at it for another second. ooooohhh]

Why would you need to diffuse bombs in a place like this?

Don't question the coolant. Just love it.

You're of course not handing it out to anyone underage or untrained.

Why should I come between someone and their love of coolant simply because of their age or skills? That's not sharing the love!

[parental DadGlare engaged] Because there are some very young versions of my daughter running around and she could cause her hands serious damage if she wasn't careful.

You don't think your daughter deserves the right to protect herself? What if she runs into a bomb? How can she possibly freeze it with no coolant?

Well, she's a child genius, so probably disarming it the old-fashioned way. Or she might just find a less insane Raiden and ask him.