SPREADING THE COOLANT LOVE

[coolantmaster.livejournal.com]

[There is a sign pinned up throughout the halls.]

~FREE COOLANT~

FOR PEOPLE WHO I DEEM WORTHY OF POSSESSING SUCH A WONDEROUS THING.

GO TO THE LOBBY TO CLAIM YOUR FREE BOTTLE!! AND REMEMBER;

BE ONE WITH YOUR COOLANT!!!!

Comments

[liquidouroboros.livejournal.com]

[oh for fuck's sake not this again]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[thatwhitedevil.livejournal.com]

...YOU! I NEED THAT FREE BOTTLE OF COOLANT RIGHT AWAY!

[hugedamnship.livejournal.com]

[THERE APPEARS TO BE A FLAMING HEAT LIKE THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS COMING FROM MY HOLD. A BOTTLE OF COOLANT MIGHT BRING THIS DOWN TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL.]

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[And here is a poor unsuspecting Meryl, about to pick up a spray bottle of something.]

Hey, I was looking for some Windex, thanks!

[You fool! It's coolant. COOLANT.]

[justhalnow.livejournal.com]

You're of course not handing it out to anyone underage or untrained.