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[There's a giant big-eye tuna silently stalking you, from the shadows.]

[Do you notice?]

[Otacon does indeed notice the giant tuna fish!]

... Is that a giant tuna?

[The fish suddenly flops down onto it's side, staying perfectly still]

.........

...

What's up with this thing?

.........

MOOOOOO!

.....

Tuna fish don't moo. Who's in there?

That's just what they want you to think. In truth, fish are known to speak several languages.

... Right. Who are you, really?

[A man is now wiggling his way out of the tuna. When he's fully out, a hand is extended as he stands.]

Gary McGolden- Investigative paranormal journalist for the New York Mirror.