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[There's a giant big-eye tuna silently stalking you, from the shadows.]

[Do you notice?]

.........

MOOOOOO!

.....

Tuna fish don't moo. Who's in there?

That's just what they want you to think. In truth, fish are known to speak several languages.

... Right. Who are you, really?

[A man is now wiggling his way out of the tuna. When he's fully out, a hand is extended as he stands.]

Gary McGolden- Investigative paranormal journalist for the New York Mirror.