Nothing to see here, folks.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[There's a giant big-eye tuna in the middle of the hall. Looks pretty dead.]




((All post-2006 Philanthropy members might want to take a peek at my journal post before responding. Everyone else- feel free to poke the tuna. Or not.))

Comments

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

You're... Mr. McGolden, correct?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

*How...?*

...

[Doesn't respond.]

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

.....

[Sighs] Would you mind stepping out of the fish, sir...?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

.....

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Tch. That's just what they WANT you to thi--

-shit!

[Aw, damn. They saw straight through this brilliant disguise! D8]

...Who the hell are you? Leave me alone!

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

.....Fine. I'll go.

I just... wanted to thank you in person, is all. For all you have done on behalf of Philanthropy.

But... I guess I'll save that for another time.

[She turns] And as for who I am...

[aheavysmoker.livejournal.com]

...I'm just a woman who knows too much.

[Nastasha smirks as she walks off]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

"The woman-who-knows-too-much"...?

*Why does that sound...*

...No way...

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

HOW???

[Suddenly, he bursts from the tuna. Just as Gary is about to run off in the direction he thinks she went, his coat-tail gets caught in the spine of his tuna, causing him to trip]

-OOF!

[Gary picks up the tuna angrily] DAMN YOU, TUNA! You LOST HER!

[He gnaws on it's head in frustration >8(]

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

....

Mooooooooooooooo....?

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Legs is thrilled to have another mooing companion! It stomps over and gives the tuna a hearty poke!]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[Is poked! But doesn't move]

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Well that's strange! Legs knows its alive because its sensors detect body heat, and it heard a sound, so maybe it's sick! It leans in REAAAAL close.]