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Current Location: The hallways

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[After reconciling his differences with Gaykko, Alek has decided to recruit the giant robot into the hall patrol.]

Okay, now we will go patrol hallway and bring justice to rule breaker, you understand?

You must be tough on crime and bring order, it is most important rule of patrolmen other than destroy THE ENEMY. Now you watch me deal with deviant then you try yourself!

[He pats Legs on the leg, not realizing the robot probably didn't understand a word of what he said.]

((Help Alek teach Legs about patrolling by breaking one of the many rules of the hallway!))

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[Alek immediately realizes that this isn't his Pain, as he just talked to his minutes previously. Therefore, it must be the evil one. He decides now is his chance to get back at him for what happened.]

[He suddenly rushes forward and his fingers curl around Pain's collar as he brings his face close, snarling.]

I AM HEAD OF SECURITY AND I BRING YOU WORLD OF ANGWASH BEYOND IMAGINATE!

[After spending a lot of time around Pain, he's picked up a few intimidation techniques.]

[Legs takes a hint and readies the gun atop its head, mooing menacingly!]

Oh, a world of anguish for me? How did you know I wanted one?

[He claps his hands together, absolutely delighted...or at least acting like it. He's not actually going to feel anything about this without further evaluation of the event.]

Who is your robotic companion? One of Dr. Emmerich's creations?

...YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SCARE OR AT LEAST SURPRISE!

[He releases Pain's collar and pushes him away.]

None of your business. But it do have large gun.

It's a good thing I'm not planning to do anything bad, now is it?

[He steps closer to him.]

I'm glad to see you so healthy.

[I want to torment you more, he does not add, and I can't do that if you're dead.]

Are you feeling better?

[He takes a step back when Pain takes a step closer.]

I do not believe you.

[He shoots him a disbelieving look.]

You are glad? And yes, I feel just fine.

[The bruising on his face is fading as well.]

Do I look like I'm going to do something bad?

[He spreads his arms and puts on an innocent look.]

I'm not planning on breaking your nose or giving you a black eye, no worries.

[:3]

Yes. Yes you do.

...

[His hand slowly makes its way to his tranquilizer gun.]

Please don't bring out a weapon; I would hate to have to defend myself and hurt you accidentally.

[So much better to do it on purpose :D He waves to his hornets carefully; a few of them land on his shoulders.]

[He eyes the hornets nervously, then just as slowly moves his hand away from the gun.]

...

Thank you.

[:D]

So, what can I do for you?

[Glances up.]

Are you training your robot?

There are nothing you can do for me other than fall into abyss and crack open skull.

[He also glances up, then turns back to EP.]

It is still none of your business.

Sadly, we're short on abysses today.

[Eyebrow.]

Did you steal it?

[Legs feels something's sorely amiss .\ So it moos, loudly, and fires a burst warning round in the air in hopes of scaring off the human that makes its nanomachines crawl.

Afterward it feels dirty and tainted. Since coming to this wonderful place full of joy and sorrow, pain, fear, and even fury, it's never had to use any of its weapons seriously before. And it doesn't ever intend to, but it certainly won't shy of protecting those it's attached to.]

[He jumps in shock when Legs fires off some shots; something he'd never seen it do.]

[Afterward, he walks over and pets its leg comfortingly.]

...

I can see I'm not wanted here. Good day.

[And he exits, stage left.]

[Legs rests its tentacle-wire on Alek's head in relief.]

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