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[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[After reconciling his differences with Gaykko, Alek has decided to recruit the giant robot into the hall patrol.]

Okay, now we will go patrol hallway and bring justice to rule breaker, you understand?

You must be tough on crime and bring order, it is most important rule of patrolmen other than destroy THE ENEMY. Now you watch me deal with deviant then you try yourself!

[He pats Legs on the leg, not realizing the robot probably didn't understand a word of what he said.]

((Help Alek teach Legs about patrolling by breaking one of the many rules of the hallway!))

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[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Legs pats him back with a tentacle-wire, not understanding his silly human words.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He takes that as a sign that Legs understands.]

Oh also, you have many weapon, you should make them visible so that deviant are less likely to break rule.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

Hello, Alek!

[Pain waves, his hornets blooming into a dozen small flower shapes behind him.]

Who's your robot friend?

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He whispers to Legs behind his hand.]

Like this!

FREEZE!

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

[He tilts his head.]

Showing off, mon canon? Is this our newest recruit~?

haha accidentally posted before I finished

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

[There's a tealess David BOh walking the corridors...]

Surely there isn't ANYONE who can SHOW ME THE WAY to a bit of TEA, IS THERE? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND FOR A BLOODY MONTH WITHOUT IT!

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

I actually happen to have some in my bag.

[He pats his hornet-carrier cheerfully.]

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

...What.

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He walks over the shouting man because shouting in the hallways is against the rules!]

Hey, you are not allow to shout in hallway!

[He shoots him one of his best intimidating looks.]

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

Then for GOD'S SAKE, MY GOOD MAN, point me in the right direction! You know, for a place that supposedly provides EVERYTHING AT WILL, I have been shown NO TEA FOR A MONTH. A MONTH.

But do forgive me, I fear I am not the most pleasant of men at the moment.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

[Johnny wonders in, looking relatively unfettered for once. He blinks and halts at the sight of Alek and his mechanical behemoth for a companion.]

Alek? What are you doing?

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[waves]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi Johnny! This is new patrolman...robot... thing. I now teach it how to deal with deviants.

[He waves Johnny over.]

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

[When she spots Alek, and the robot that she hadn't seen in awhile(she remembered last seeing it in the Alignment Room and was glad she didn't have to go through getting beat up by it again) she tilts her head curiously.]

What are you doing, Alek?

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

I teach this robot how to be good patrol!

[She motions her over to them.]

You want pet him? He is very friendly!

Did you say rule breaking 8D?

[vamplostispenis.livejournal.com]

Hm, what are you up to this time~?

>[

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

Teach the new recruit to patrol halls. [He nods his head in Legs' direction.]

[He watches her carefully in case she plans on breaking any rules.]

[nakedrabbitears.livejournal.com]

[Seems to have lost his shirt again, and is innocently wandering around the halls.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He walks over quickly and stands in front of him, blocking his path.]

Where is your shirt?

[solidsanta.livejournal.com]

:: He's just minding his own business in the hall. Really... With that Santa suit on and a bag that could possibly contain stolen material~! ::

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

...

[That giant bag looks awfully suspicious.]

[He walks in front of Santa Snake with his arm outstretch in a 'Stop' gesture.]

Hey! You! I need search that bag before you can go further.

[lucky-concept.livejournal.com]

[Yawns, walking by casually as she spots Alek... talking to that odd metal gear...?]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[Seeing that Fortune isn't breaking any rules, he nods to her casually, as if standing around talking to a giant robot isn't strange at all.]

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

Hello, Alek.

[He's got time to spare, and it may be useful to see if the man was the one who told Naked Snake where his room was.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[Alek immediately realizes that this isn't his Pain, as he just talked to his minutes previously. Therefore, it must be the evil one. He decides now is his chance to get back at him for what happened.]

[He suddenly rushes forward and his fingers curl around Pain's collar as he brings his face close, snarling.]

I AM HEAD OF SECURITY AND I BRING YOU WORLD OF ANGWASH BEYOND IMAGINATE!

[After spending a lot of time around Pain, he's picked up a few intimidation techniques.]