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[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[After reconciling his differences with Gaykko, Alek has decided to recruit the giant robot into the hall patrol.]

Okay, now we will go patrol hallway and bring justice to rule breaker, you understand?

You must be tough on crime and bring order, it is most important rule of patrolmen other than destroy THE ENEMY. Now you watch me deal with deviant then you try yourself!

[He pats Legs on the leg, not realizing the robot probably didn't understand a word of what he said.]

((Help Alek teach Legs about patrolling by breaking one of the many rules of the hallway!))

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[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

Do I look like I'm going to do something bad?

[He spreads his arms and puts on an innocent look.]

I'm not planning on breaking your nose or giving you a black eye, no worries.

[:3]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes you do.

...

[His hand slowly makes its way to his tranquilizer gun.]

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

Please don't bring out a weapon; I would hate to have to defend myself and hurt you accidentally.

[So much better to do it on purpose :D He waves to his hornets carefully; a few of them land on his shoulders.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He eyes the hornets nervously, then just as slowly moves his hand away from the gun.]

...

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[:D]

So, what can I do for you?

[Glances up.]

Are you training your robot?

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

There are nothing you can do for me other than fall into abyss and crack open skull.

[He also glances up, then turns back to EP.]

It is still none of your business.

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

Sadly, we're short on abysses today.

[Eyebrow.]

Did you steal it?

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Legs feels something's sorely amiss .\ So it moos, loudly, and fires a burst warning round in the air in hopes of scaring off the human that makes its nanomachines crawl.

Afterward it feels dirty and tainted. Since coming to this wonderful place full of joy and sorrow, pain, fear, and even fury, it's never had to use any of its weapons seriously before. And it doesn't ever intend to, but it certainly won't shy of protecting those it's attached to.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He jumps in shock when Legs fires off some shots; something he'd never seen it do.]

[Afterward, he walks over and pets its leg comfortingly.]

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

...

I can see I'm not wanted here. Good day.

[And he exits, stage left.]

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Legs rests its tentacle-wire on Alek's head in relief.]