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Current Location: The hallways

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[After reconciling his differences with Gaykko, Alek has decided to recruit the giant robot into the hall patrol.]

Okay, now we will go patrol hallway and bring justice to rule breaker, you understand?

You must be tough on crime and bring order, it is most important rule of patrolmen other than destroy THE ENEMY. Now you watch me deal with deviant then you try yourself!

[He pats Legs on the leg, not realizing the robot probably didn't understand a word of what he said.]

((Help Alek teach Legs about patrolling by breaking one of the many rules of the hallway!))

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[Legs pokes at the hand.]

[He pets Gaykko, rubbing at the kinks in the tentacle with deliberate care.]

You're a nice robot. What's your name?

[Oooh, that's clearing up some signals! Legs decides that it likes this human. But oh, there was a familiar word it heard. It doesn't know exactly what it means, but it starts to pay attention to those silly human words! As it does so, it also tries to rub at Pain's hands to give back some nice.]

O-oh! You're friendly~

[His hands entangle with the tentacle, stroking it gently because it seems to like it.]

Can you speak? Can you say your name, robot?

[That word! Begins with an N, what was it? Its nanomachines are quick to provide the answer, which Legs readily gives to the man (in case he, too, didn't know):]

"NAME: a word or a combination of words by which a person, place, or thing, a body or class, or any object of thought is designated, called, or known."

[Like that means anything to Legs, but it is always happy to swipe information off the internet and spit it back out .D]

Yes, that's what a name is, but...

[He pauses for a moment.]

Do you have a name, robot?

[The nanomachines begin to interpret a piece of data in Legs' memory bank of the word "NAME." It's something that Lilly used to say when calling herself Lilly and Legs Legs. Maybe that's what a name is.

Excitedly, the gekko shifts its weight from leg to leg. It's learned something else!]

"NAME. LEGS."

[Then its wire goes to poke Pain. It doesn't know what NAME it should file its data about him under.]

Your name is Legs?

[:DDD]

Hello, Legs!

[This robot doesn't seem as smart as REX or RAY, but it appears to be only a child, so he doesn't mind.]

My name is Pain.

[He's pretty sure the other him looks dissimilar enough from him for this not to be risky. He uses the wire to pat his chest.]

Pain. Can you say it?

[Aye, indeed Legs can!]

"PAIN: localized physical suffering associated with bodily disorder (as a disease or an injury)."

Yes, that's what pain is. But that's als--

[...]

[Does he really want the robot associating him with injuries?]

My name is also Claude. I am Claude Pain. Do you understand?

"PAIN!"

[Then it points to itself.]

"LEGS!"

[Then to its feet.]

"FEET!"

Very good!

[He squeezes the gekko's tentacle.]

This is your hand! This is Leg's hand!

[He's getting way too into this :D]

"LEGSAND"

[He holds up his hand and points to it.]

Pain's hand!

"PAINSAND!"

Very good!

[He waves and his hornets hover around himself and the gekko. He gestures to them, grinning gleefully.]

Hornets!

"HURNST!"

Very good!

[He grabs Alek and pulls him in front of Legs.]

What's his name, Legs?

[:D]

[Legs is silent but pets him anyway.]

Legs, his name is Alek.

[He pets him as well.]

"NAME."

Name: Alek!

[Petpetpet.]

"NAMEALEK!"

Alek!