http://hall-patrol.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2009-01-19 09:52 pm
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[After reconciling his differences with Gaykko, Alek has decided to recruit the giant robot into the hall patrol.]

Okay, now we will go patrol hallway and bring justice to rule breaker, you understand?

You must be tough on crime and bring order, it is most important rule of patrolmen other than destroy THE ENEMY. Now you watch me deal with deviant then you try yourself!

[He pats Legs on the leg, not realizing the robot probably didn't understand a word of what he said.]

((Help Alek teach Legs about patrolling by breaking one of the many rules of the hallway!))

[identity profile] gaykko.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[The nanomachines begin to interpret a piece of data in Legs' memory bank of the word "NAME." It's something that Lilly used to say when calling herself Lilly and Legs Legs. Maybe that's what a name is.

Excitedly, the gekko shifts its weight from leg to leg. It's learned something else!]

"NAME. LEGS."

[Then its wire goes to poke Pain. It doesn't know what NAME it should file its data about him under.]

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Your name is Legs?

[:DDD]

Hello, Legs!

[This robot doesn't seem as smart as REX or RAY, but it appears to be only a child, so he doesn't mind.]

My name is Pain.

[He's pretty sure the other him looks dissimilar enough from him for this not to be risky. He uses the wire to pat his chest.]

Pain. Can you say it?

[identity profile] gaykko.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Aye, indeed Legs can!]

"PAIN: localized physical suffering associated with bodily disorder (as a disease or an injury)."

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's what pain is. But that's als--

[...]

[Does he really want the robot associating him with injuries?]

My name is also Claude. I am Claude Pain. Do you understand?

[identity profile] gaykko.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
"PAIN!"

[Then it points to itself.]

"LEGS!"

[Then to its feet.]

"FEET!"

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Very good!

[He squeezes the gekko's tentacle.]

This is your hand! This is Leg's hand!

[He's getting way too into this :D]

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds up his hand and points to it.]

Pain's hand!

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Very good!

[He waves and his hornets hover around himself and the gekko. He gestures to them, grinning gleefully.]

Hornets!

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Very good!

[He grabs Alek and pulls him in front of Legs.]

What's his name, Legs?

[:D]

[identity profile] gaykko.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Legs is silent but pets him anyway.]

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Legs, his name is Alek.

[He pets him as well.]

[identity profile] actuallyhornets.livejournal.com 2009-01-22 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He walks over and hugs the other leg.]

...

Family.

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