Well..

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[RADIO CALL for Big Mama]

Do you have a moment, Kim? I would like to speak to you.

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[Well. That wasn't so bad.]

[Her hands shift to Mama's hips, pulling her closer as she kisses her]

[A.. little different, yes, but I suppose it isn't all that bad.]

[murmurs] Hm.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[~Oho~]

[Mama makes the sound of a low, pleased hum in her throat as she is pulled closer. The hand on Boss's shoulder slips down to her lower back and holds her, as if she would drift away without it.]

Mnm...

[A tongue slips out to explore Joy's mouth]

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[MEANWHILE, HE'S OFF READING PORN SOMEWHERE, WONDERING WHAT THE BOSS MIGHT BE DOING AND THAT GRANNY WHO HE MET THE OTHER DAY, WHO HAPPENED TO BE REALLY HOT WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND ALSO CLAIMED TO BE HIS FUTURE LOVER]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[AND MEANWHILE, THE HOT GRANNY HAS HER TONGUE DOWN HIS MENTORS THROAT 8D]

[A hand comes up and begins to unzip The Boss's top~]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[A little.. surprised by her tenacity, to say the least. She kisses back with equal vigor.]

[Boss lets Mama pull the zipper down about halfway, and places a hand on hers to still it. Skin- and the beginnings of her scar- are slightly shown through the top]

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[Ocelot has Joy's clothes for her to wear to the wedding]

[barges in]

Mother~!

[pause]

Oh my God. [...]

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.....

[Damn.]

[If this weren't The Boss's son, she'd probably just continue. Instead Mama steps back from Joy and sighs, tossing Ocelot an annoyed look.]

...Hello.

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

You're.

... YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MOTHER.

I'M BLINDED. FOREVER.

[regains composure] [o____o]

[closes door behind him very quickly, sits in a bend of the corridor, staring]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Adam-

...

[Zips her top up calmly]

Excuse me for a moment.

[Turns, and walks outside]

Adam. What has gotten into you..?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

[incoherency]

[An incoherent ocelot? What!?]

AAAA bi- c-lkajflka. Eva. Eva had her tongue in your mouth.

EVA. EEEEVA. [continues saying "EVA" as if it is driving a point]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

I thought that was the point of a French kiss?

-Ah.

[walks over to him and pulls him up firmly, but gently] Stop babbling like that. Why are you so concerned about this?

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Because it's Eva! [stands]

It's bitchtits. The woman who hit me in the face with a motorcycle! Who interfered with my mission, and got in the way of getting to John.

[pause]

She's a stupid whore and you can do a LOT better.

[obviously flustered]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

I understand all of that. You speak as if I was not aware of these things.

[frowns at him mightily]

I understand that the two of you are not on the best of terms, but by now she deserves some respect, considering the things she has done for Jack- and you, albeit another version of you. And she's done more than her share for me, as well. I respect her as an equal, Adam, and I'd kindly ask that you do the same, if possible.

But I respect your opinion, otherwise.

[pauses]

...So whom would you recommend, then?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

Anyone at all! You could have anyone here. I'm sure you could.

I didn't grow up with you by my side, so it's a lot more comfortable talking about this, but... BUT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY I THINK SHE BONED OLDER ME, TOO.

MOTHER. THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S HORRIBLE.

[rubs his forehead]

I have a migraine. I'm finished here. [tries to walk off, but does so in an awkward, zig zagging way, hitting sides of walls]