Well..

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[RADIO CALL for Big Mama]

Do you have a moment, Kim? I would like to speak to you.

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[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[AND MEANWHILE, THE HOT GRANNY HAS HER TONGUE DOWN HIS MENTORS THROAT 8D]

[A hand comes up and begins to unzip The Boss's top~]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[A little.. surprised by her tenacity, to say the least. She kisses back with equal vigor.]

[Boss lets Mama pull the zipper down about halfway, and places a hand on hers to still it. Skin- and the beginnings of her scar- are slightly shown through the top]

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

[Ocelot has Joy's clothes for her to wear to the wedding]

[barges in]

Mother~!

[pause]

Oh my God. [...]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

.....

[Damn.]

[If this weren't The Boss's son, she'd probably just continue. Instead Mama steps back from Joy and sighs, tossing Ocelot an annoyed look.]

...Hello.

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

You're.

... YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MOTHER.

I'M BLINDED. FOREVER.

[regains composure] [o____o]

[closes door behind him very quickly, sits in a bend of the corridor, staring]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Adam-

...

[Zips her top up calmly]

Excuse me for a moment.

[Turns, and walks outside]

Adam. What has gotten into you..?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

[incoherency]

[An incoherent ocelot? What!?]

AAAA bi- c-lkajflka. Eva. Eva had her tongue in your mouth.

EVA. EEEEVA. [continues saying "EVA" as if it is driving a point]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

I thought that was the point of a French kiss?

-Ah.

[walks over to him and pulls him up firmly, but gently] Stop babbling like that. Why are you so concerned about this?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

Because it's Eva! [stands]

It's bitchtits. The woman who hit me in the face with a motorcycle! Who interfered with my mission, and got in the way of getting to John.

[pause]

She's a stupid whore and you can do a LOT better.

[obviously flustered]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

I understand all of that. You speak as if I was not aware of these things.

[frowns at him mightily]

I understand that the two of you are not on the best of terms, but by now she deserves some respect, considering the things she has done for Jack- and you, albeit another version of you. And she's done more than her share for me, as well. I respect her as an equal, Adam, and I'd kindly ask that you do the same, if possible.

But I respect your opinion, otherwise.

[pauses]

...So whom would you recommend, then?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

Anyone at all! You could have anyone here. I'm sure you could.

I didn't grow up with you by my side, so it's a lot more comfortable talking about this, but... BUT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY I THINK SHE BONED OLDER ME, TOO.

MOTHER. THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S HORRIBLE.

[rubs his forehead]

I have a migraine. I'm finished here. [tries to walk off, but does so in an awkward, zig zagging way, hitting sides of walls]