Well..

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[RADIO CALL for Big Mama]

Do you have a moment, Kim? I would like to speak to you.

Comments

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

Boss?

Oh, sure. Where are you right now?

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Over in the kitchen on the 6th floor. Come at your earliest convenience.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

*Ooh, maybe I can get an apple while I'm there* ...I'm not really doing anything at the moment.

I'll be down in a sec. [/Transmission]

[Throwing on her usual gangsta ass jacket and boots, Mama exits her room on the 8th floor and starts heading towards the 6th floor kitchen]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[Joy is already there, making eggs. She doesn't look up from the stove, but nods when Mama arrives]

That was fast.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

My room is only two floors up. [Walks behind Boss and peeks over her shoulder]

...Smells good. [Takes a seat at the table, eyeing an apple. The smell of eggs making her hungry]

My eggs always turn out terrible. [Leans back in her chair] Cooking really isn't my thing.

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Ah. Would you care for some?

Do they? I'm sure you're better than you give yourself credit for.

[flips them over]
I do not like or dislike making them- cooking's a necessary skill, as I'm sure you're well aware.

[smiles a little] Still dislike eating snakes?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[Smiles] If it wouldn't be too much trouble...

*Sigh* I'll put it this way... I helped David with his bacon the other day, and started a small fire. Usually I just eat instant noodles and pre-packaged food.

That all depends on what you mean
Not really... some of them really weren't that bad.
Then again, your standards aren't so high when you're bleeding your stamina away in the jungle. "Hunger is the best spice", as they say.

Anything's better than those awful inkcap mushrooms...

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Not at all.

[She finishes the first batch, and gives Mama hers] Here. I'll make myself some more.

[starts cracking more eggs] -Really? [laughs]
Well, perhaps some lessons are in order, then.

I see what you did there, and no, I did not necessarily mean that.
A very apt statement indeed.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[Taking her plate] ...Thank you.

[Grateful for the food, EVA gets a fork and sits once more. Determined to not look like a complete glutton in front of someone for once, Mama decides to wait until The Boss is done making her own eggs before she starts eating.]

I probably should have learned a long time ago. Better late than never, I suppose.

Sorry, that's just how my mind works.

[EVA folds her hand and leans back in her seat once more]

...So, what is it you wanted to speak about?

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's a rather useful skill to have. Nothing a little practice won't cure.

[She eventually finishes her own eggs and sits opposite Mama]

Don't worry about it.

[omnom egg]

Ah, yes.

[She pauses for a moment]

That offer you keep not-so-subtly trying to allude me towards..

1/2

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[The moment Boss sits down is Mama's cue to dig in. She eats at her normal pace, which happens to be pretty fast.]

They're good~! [She manages to not have a full mouth when she says that. EVA's plate is almost cleared when she hears the last part.]

2/2

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[Her fork halts on the way to her mouth as she looks up from the plate and to The Boss]

....You mean sex?

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Well, yes.

To be blunt- after some thought, I would not mind giving it a try. Specifically, with yourself.

[munches on her eggs as if they were talking about the weather or something]

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere, someone's OMG HAWT sense is tingling.

Huh. Odd.

He carries on with whatever it is he's doing with a shrug.]

[[Threadstalker could not resist. Carry on.]]

And so a choir of angels sang out

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

........



..................................'Kay.

[Couldn't think of anything else to say! Aside from FUCK YESSSSS, of course.]

As long as you're sure...

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[Raises an eyebrow, looking up at her]

Am I making you uncomfortable?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[Laughs] No, not at all.

It was just unexpected I guess. [Mama looks down at her eggs, suddenly a lot less interested than she was before. There aren't many things that can distract her from the joy of good food, but sex can definitely do that. Her thoughts immediately go from "Hey cool, free food!" to "OMGHAWTRIGHTHERERIGHTNOW,LESBIANKITCHENSEX".]

...If it makes you feel more comfortable, I could walk into the sexchange room again.

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Hn. It would make me more comfortable, yes, but I doubt that's what you'd want, is it?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

Not really...

Though I guess it would be an interesting experience, I'd much rather enjoy it as a female.

...We could try the genderswap thing another day

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[nods] Right.

So.

[looks up at her]

I admit to.. not being accustomed to something like this. But, anyway-

When would be an appropriate time?

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

....

Now?

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

...


Alright.

[stands up, and takes her plate over to the sink first. Don't want plates in the way]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[Holycrap, this is really happening isn't it? Mama inhales the last bit of her eggs while Joy's back is turned and pushes the plate aside.]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[Holds her hand out to her for the plate]

[No, she's not stalling. She's just trying to think about how to approach this]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[...She's stalling. Is Joy really that uncomfortable?]

[EVA stands and hands her the plate]

Look, we don't have to do this if you don't want to...

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

It's not so much that as much as it is where to begin.

[She places the dishes in the sink, and turns to look at her]

I'd assume that, biology aside, it's no different than approaching a male, correct? So..

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

...Correct.

[Mama approaches Boss, and places a hand on the side of her face. She looks from her lips to her eyes]

Normally, it'd start with a kiss... [Leaning in just slightly, waiting for Joy to react]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes soften, just slightly. Has it been so long since she was last touched like this?]

[A mere kiss, Lillian thought, was nothing to shy away from.]

[And with that, she pressed forward suddenly, lips against Mama's]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[8D!]

[Ooh~ there goes that kiss. That contradicting kiss which EVA has been thinking about since the one shared on the day of Boss's arrival. Somewhat hesitant... but firm. Gentle, yet almost dominant too.]

[Though this time, Mama drank it in and kissed back eagerly, instead of just standing there stunned like some kind of schoolgirl getting kissed by her crush for the first time. This isn't like that... not at all.]

[She takes it slow, or as slow as she can, and continues to kiss the Boss gently. The hand that isn't on her face comes up to Joy's shoulder]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[Well. That wasn't so bad.]

[Her hands shift to Mama's hips, pulling her closer as she kisses her]

[A.. little different, yes, but I suppose it isn't all that bad.]

[murmurs] Hm.

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[~Oho~]

[Mama makes the sound of a low, pleased hum in her throat as she is pulled closer. The hand on Boss's shoulder slips down to her lower back and holds her, as if she would drift away without it.]

Mnm...

[A tongue slips out to explore Joy's mouth]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[MEANWHILE, HE'S OFF READING PORN SOMEWHERE, WONDERING WHAT THE BOSS MIGHT BE DOING AND THAT GRANNY WHO HE MET THE OTHER DAY, WHO HAPPENED TO BE REALLY HOT WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND ALSO CLAIMED TO BE HIS FUTURE LOVER]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

[AND MEANWHILE, THE HOT GRANNY HAS HER TONGUE DOWN HIS MENTORS THROAT 8D]

[A hand comes up and begins to unzip The Boss's top~]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

[A little.. surprised by her tenacity, to say the least. She kisses back with equal vigor.]

[Boss lets Mama pull the zipper down about halfway, and places a hand on hers to still it. Skin- and the beginnings of her scar- are slightly shown through the top]

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

[Ocelot has Joy's clothes for her to wear to the wedding]

[barges in]

Mother~!

[pause]

Oh my God. [...]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

.....

[Damn.]

[If this weren't The Boss's son, she'd probably just continue. Instead Mama steps back from Joy and sighs, tossing Ocelot an annoyed look.]

...Hello.

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

You're.

... YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MOTHER.

I'M BLINDED. FOREVER.

[regains composure] [o____o]

[closes door behind him very quickly, sits in a bend of the corridor, staring]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Adam-

...

[Zips her top up calmly]

Excuse me for a moment.

[Turns, and walks outside]

Adam. What has gotten into you..?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

[incoherency]

[An incoherent ocelot? What!?]

AAAA bi- c-lkajflka. Eva. Eva had her tongue in your mouth.

EVA. EEEEVA. [continues saying "EVA" as if it is driving a point]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

I thought that was the point of a French kiss?

-Ah.

[walks over to him and pulls him up firmly, but gently] Stop babbling like that. Why are you so concerned about this?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

Because it's Eva! [stands]

It's bitchtits. The woman who hit me in the face with a motorcycle! Who interfered with my mission, and got in the way of getting to John.

[pause]

She's a stupid whore and you can do a LOT better.

[obviously flustered]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

I understand all of that. You speak as if I was not aware of these things.

[frowns at him mightily]

I understand that the two of you are not on the best of terms, but by now she deserves some respect, considering the things she has done for Jack- and you, albeit another version of you. And she's done more than her share for me, as well. I respect her as an equal, Adam, and I'd kindly ask that you do the same, if possible.

But I respect your opinion, otherwise.

[pauses]

...So whom would you recommend, then?

[revolver-kitty.livejournal.com]

Anyone at all! You could have anyone here. I'm sure you could.

I didn't grow up with you by my side, so it's a lot more comfortable talking about this, but... BUT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY I THINK SHE BONED OLDER ME, TOO.

MOTHER. THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S HORRIBLE.

[rubs his forehead]

I have a migraine. I'm finished here. [tries to walk off, but does so in an awkward, zig zagging way, hitting sides of walls]