http://totallytanya.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] totallytanya.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2008-08-13 09:35 am
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Time to go~!

After spending hours searching for an exit to the building through the vents, Tanya has found nothing. 
Recently, she's been putting certain things together... It's pretty obvious now, that there are things which no one is bothering to tell her. It all started when the Old Snake blabbed that she would eventually get  "A husband of sorts" and have kids. Then there's how that redhead hinted at an alternate meaning behind her future codename "Big Mama". Then add together the blond kid her boyfriend seems to be caring for... and.... 
The truth is obvious.

In the future, She will marry Ocelot and give birth to The Boss!  PIME TARADOX! 

To say this is unsettling would be an understatement. This is a bit much for a 14 year old to handle right now... TIME TO GO! Before she was careful, and cautious about exploring the building and finding an escape. Now she's feeling more than a little uncomfortable here; Drastic measures must be taken! Young!EVA's on the rooftop right now, putting the finishing touches on a parachutte that she's been making; using the curtains and spare sheets she could find.

((Come one, come all! As the answer to "What would happen if someone were dumb enough to jump off of the roof?" Is answered. You could try to stop the brat if you want, but who'd want to do that?))

[identity profile] secretjailbait.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-! Wait, I don't think that's a good idea!

[identity profile] secretjailbait.livejournal.com 2008-08-13 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well no, but what if there's a reason there aren't any exits to the building? There could be man eating monsters or worse waiting down there for somebody to try this.