[This post made possible by stress]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[A rarely-seen David is meandering through the halls, opening doors at random. Earlier that day the Nexus had decided to be "cute" and make the bed linens vanish from everyone's beds. And the linen closets from the halls, apparently. Which is why Solid Snake is looking for where all the damn sheets went.]

[And he found them.]

[Strung up throughout the first floor lobby are the bedsheets of everyone in the Nexus. Unfortunately, the Nexus has made some minor...alterations. The sheets have been personalized with the cartoon pattern of things that identify who they may belong to.]

[David grimaces as he catches sight of his own maligned sheets. As he inspects the frolicking cartoon huskies, he wonders if perhaps he should just go without.]

[((OOC: Come get your laundry, Nexus-folk. Or come laugh at the patterns. Open Post.))]

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[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[What a waste of perfectly good bedsheets. If Liquid sees this he'll never let David live it down.]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[Liquid spots Snakes and decides to take the opportunity to warn him about the new alternate on the prowl]

[As he gets close, he gets distracted]

That....is adorable, Brother.

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[Speak of the blond and he will appear. David pouts frowns in his direction as he folds the offending sheets.]

They are not. They are fierce racing hounds.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Yes, fleet and deadly until you pacify them with pats and something to lick.

A little like you, really.

[His grin falls away when he recognizes his own sheets. They happen to be covered with palm trees, suns, and little snakes.]

Those are 1000 thread count!

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

Except that I don't lick just anything from anybody.

[And like a strange mirror, Solid grins when he sees Liquid's displeasure at the refurbished sheets.]

Interesting choice in images. That Freud guy might have something to say about them.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[With great dignity and aplomb, Liquid unpins his sheets and tosses them over Snake's head.]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[Unable to avoid being, er, bedded, David simply laughs from under Liquid's admittedly nice sheets.]

I can guess what the snakes must represent, but the palm trees and sun have me stumped.

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Huh... that was odd. She could recognize her sheets, but why did they have little hearts and red foxes on them? Oh well.]

Snake your flirting sucks

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[It's been awhile since Snake had met up with the other Nexus rookie. He looks over the surprisingly cutesy sheets, then turns his gaze to Meryl.]

...Foxy.

It's okay Snake, everyone knows you're just a derp.

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Meryl didn't approve of the flirting, but it was good to see that a Snake was willing to speak with her without any sort of awkward subjects. However, something was troubling her; why is his hair silky smooth?]

Got a thing for bitches, huh?

[She motions to his dog-covered sheets. Really, that was sort of crass, but she might as well try and be friendly.]

8V

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[Maybe he's trying to make up for poisoning her that one time? And the hair is entirely Liquid's fault.]

Only the ones that can pull their weight.

How've you been?

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

[Don't say he poisoned her; that was a noble sacrifice, and she was happy to eat her alternate's bizarre concoction.]

The dainty ones are always so unfriendly, too.

I'm doing pretty well. What about you? You look like you're in a good mood.

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[He grins roguishly at her quick wit.]

It must be because of the company I keep.

[thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com]

Still running around and causing mischief, then.

[She's still not entirely sure how Snake grows up to be so emo, with what she's seen of his past.]

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[Snake stares at his sheets (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/312sWTi2cWL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) for a few moments, then begins taking them down. Sheets were sheets and the design was kinda cute, anyway.]

[leashedliquid.livejournal.com]

Those suit you, Brother.

[He notices a set hanging up decorated with cheerful collars and whips. He makes a face.]

That's simply tasteless.

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

You would say that.

[Then he catches sight of Liquid's sheets and doesn't bother to hide the smirk.]

Tasteless...or just to your taste?

[leashedliquid.livejournal.com]

Those have been known to overlap.

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[Snake grunts, giving him that point.]

At least they're still usable even if they look ridiculous.

[leashedliquid.livejournal.com]

[Liquid tugs his down and bundles them in his arms. High quality Egyptian cotton, motherfuckers.]

It all depends on how many people often see your bed.

[still-a-rookie.livejournal.com]

[Snake's sheets are...sheets. Picked up at the Nexus's approximation of K-Mart.]

I guess I'm safe then. Dunno about you though.

[Not much action going on in Snake's bed since Vamp had disappeared.]

[neurotic-insect.livejournal.com]

[Dimitri recognized his after a point. Mantises and spools of thread with needles in them. And the odd husky.]

[Holding them up, he scowled. Really, Nexus?]

[camebacksad.livejournal.com]

[Zorrow obviously doesn't have sheets, but that doesn't stop him from playing with everyone else's. They're soft and they smell good - what's a zombie not to like?]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

[As crows cover the autumn sky, so are Raven's linens covered in fish, moose, and snowflakes.]

[comp-kunoichi.livejournal.com]

[Laptops and ladybugs. Emma couldn't have designed it better herself.]