[Meryl didn't approve of the flirting, but it was good to see that a Snake was willing to speak with her without any sort of awkward subjects. However, something was troubling her; why is his hair silky smooth?]
Got a thing for bitches, huh?
[She motions to his dog-covered sheets. Really, that was sort of crass, but she might as well try and be friendly.]
It's okay Snake, everyone knows you're just a derp.
Got a thing for bitches, huh?
[She motions to his dog-covered sheets. Really, that was sort of crass, but she might as well try and be friendly.]