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*A ten-year-old boy is standing in the middle of the room, clutching a laptop and looking extremely confused*

Dude, WTF! This place isn't Crescendo...

Man, this is some serious fail. Where am I?

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The Shadow Moses incident had to do with terrorists taking a prototype Metal Gear. Solid Snake was sent in and things got complicated. I got thrown out of office when the existence of the Metal Gear project and the genome soldiers came out.

Are you deaf? I said I was from 2009, brat. How would I know about something in my future?

I would hope I would know, I am a clone. Wait, they cloned Snake? Why would anybody want to clone him?

... Snake didn't come out of retirement until he got roped into fixing Lobito Island. And... wait, "thrown out of office?"

I'm not deaf, I just think you're crazy.

lol, whatever, dude. And maybe because he took out Metal Gear Kodoque on foot? The Snake I know was pretty awesome, too, just like a video game hero.

! Hax! *Scrambles back a bit*

...There wasn't a blond British man who looked just like Snake at Lobito Island, was there? It's what happens when the President screws up and the people find out that he lied to them.

I should be the one wondering if you're crazy.

Fine, don't believe me. So he's useful, but you don't clone a clone. That's just asking for complications.

Uh, not that I know of. But the whole thing wound up being pretty hush-hush, y'know, so it's hard to get real info. (Half the wiki is theory, lol. Serious b-grade article.)
I know what that means. But are y'saying you've been the president of the US? WTF!

*Rolls eyes* Hey, I'm not the one who's going senile.

Wait, what? Clone of a clone? WTF is this?

*Breaths a sigh of relief, but watches the crazy old man with a bit more caution*

They usually do try to keep that sort of thing quiet. Yes, I was president a few years ago for me. The name George Sears ring any bells for you?

I'm thirty-seven, brat. I'm not nearly old enough to go senile yet.

The original Solid Snake was a clone of Big Boss, as am I. Didn't anybody ever wonder how he was able to take down the greatest soldier of the twentieth century with a can of hairspray and a lighter?

... dude, for one thing, you are not thirty-seven. What kind of idiot d'you think I am?

For another, even if you were, the prez has to be, like, at least forty years old.

And no, I don't think I've ever heard of a president named George Sears before talking to you.

Obviously, you're as broken in the brain as a sheet of glass dropped off a roof.

*Starts laughing. This kid amuses him greatly.*

It doesn't really matter what you believe, brat. You're not in your timeline any more and it's going to be confusing as hell for a long while. I am in fact thirty-seven, although my brother has aged better than I have. I was the forty-third President of the United States, and used a fake background to add a decade or so onto my actual age. Now if you don't have anything else to say, I have some business to attend to.

*Loooong, incredulous stare*

Rationalize moar. It's no skin off my back if you're deluded.

*B.B. huffs off and pointedly ignores the crazy old man in favor of playing a nice, rousing round of solitaire on his computer*

*Smirks and turns around.*

Oh, if you see Snake here, tell him Solidus says hello.

*Walks off to do whatever the hell he does when dealing with people.*

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