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*A ten-year-old boy is standing in the middle of the room, clutching a laptop and looking extremely confused*

Dude, WTF! This place isn't Crescendo...

Man, this is some serious fail. Where am I?

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Hell. Is there anything interesting going on, then?

Plenty. Lots of interesting rooms here, and lots of interesting people. All you have to do is look. In all honesty, this place would actually be fun if it wasn't so bizarre.

Guess I should take a look around, then...

I'm, uh, B.B. Who're you?

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. At least, not yet; it can be dangerous.

Roy Campbell. Nice to meet you, B.B.

*Full of preteen bravado* I can take care of myself.

You too. ... Campbell?

Against these crazies? C'mon. Even legendary soldiers need help once in a while.

But I'm a legendary hacker. That's even better than being a legendary soldier, nowdays!

Hacker--oh. Like with a computer?

*nods in regards to B.B's laptop*

Yeah! *Practically snuggles the thing* I'm the best there is. I can eavesdrop on some really awesome stuff, given a minute.

...bizarre, you say?

*hops down from an overhead railing gracefully to a half-knelt stance; eyeing the current occupants*

Well, the door 'is' marked Koppelthorn Labs. Given their line of work & scientific abilities, anything goes...

*brandishes a combat knife, tilting left and right as he closely inspected its fine crafted workmanship*

*leg moves to take a step back, but stops, eyes narrowing and cautionary*

Never heard of 'em.

?!

Okay, pretty much the ultimate not-awesome. I thought we stopped Koppelthorne! He, like, died and everything!

Please don't tell me it's a multi-stage boss fight.

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