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[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

SOLID SNAKE, COME ON DOWN!

[Today there is a new Liquid in the nexus. Who is arguably more than a little brain damaged.]

[It took him a long few minutes before he realized this wasn't Shadow Moses. And he did not, in fact, appreciate this.]



[enjoy your new Novelquid, FM.]

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[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

Down where?

[He's going to preemptively pity whichever version of him this one belonged to.]

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

Down here, obviously!

[He swept an arm out to the side, gesturing wildly at the hallway.]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[...]

[Solid humors him, taking a few steps to "down here".]

Brother, have you walked into a room?

KEYWORDS APPLY

[forthemother.livejournal.com]

...

What.

[This does not seem to be the same Liquid Snake he was negotiating with. Right? He's a little too loud... right?]

NO I AM NOT except I am

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

Can't you see I'm busy right now?!

I have a score to settle with my brrrrrother!

[forthemother.livejournal.com]

Liquid Snake, have you lost your mind?

[geniusbruiser.livejournal.com]

You're not getting mine. Get your own.

[Sunshine just smiles sweetly.]

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

...

[What.]

MANTIS, you are supposed to be dead! Stop making me hallucinate and have the decency to stay deceased!

[geniusbruiser.livejournal.com]

...wrong FOXHOUND member.

[An annoyed sigh.]

And I'm not dead.

[falsusnominatim.livejournal.com]

...what the hell, Liquid?

[A pause, while he leisurely retrieves a cigarette and lights it.]

Come on down? That's the best you can do?

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

[falsusnominatim.livejournal.com]

You're a little loud. And it's Pliskin. Iroquois Pliskin.

[gadgie-gan-nuts.livejournal.com]

YE TEL 'EM, LADDIE! DINNAE LET THE WEE BUGGERS WIN! UP AYE THE FOXHOUNDERS! DOON WI' 'IM AN' 'IS FANCY-PANTS "SUPERIOR CLONE"NESS!

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, BUT I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY!

[gadgie-gan-nuts.livejournal.com]

WELL AYE, MAN! YE JUST KNAA IT'S GANNA BE YE THA'S THE VICTOR! OOT WITH THE AULD AN' IN WITH THE NEW! OOTAA HEVAAAN!

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

When floating in zero gravity, down is a construct of your mind.

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

...Raven?





Since when did you use metaphors?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

You come from a dark and frightening universe.

[geneticaviators.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear, this one was a little... special, wasn't he.]

Hey, sweetheart, use your inside voice.

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

I don't have time for you. I'm looking for my brrrrrrrrrrrother.

[geneticaviatrs.livejournal.com]

Which one? There's about a dozen of them.

[identitycircuit.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello instant headache. How nice to see you.]

Yelling like that won't get Brother here any faster.

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]

So you think, sudden and inexplicable hallucination!

[xmas-is-here.livejournal.com]

[Smirking so hard, arms crossed.]

I know it's a classic, but you ever think of getting a new opening line, Liquid?

[omnomscenery.livejournal.com]