http://omnomscenery.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-01-09 12:19 pm
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SOLID SNAKE, COME ON DOWN!

[Today there is a new Liquid in the nexus. Who is arguably more than a little brain damaged.]

[It took him a long few minutes before he realized this wasn't Shadow Moses. And he did not, in fact, appreciate this.]



[enjoy your new Novelquid, FM.]
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[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...Raven?





Since when did you use metaphors?

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)








You come from a dark and frightening universe.

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? Where's Shadow Moses?

Where's my brrrrother?!

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raven pulls a map of Alaska from behind his cannon] The Fox Archipelago off the coast of Alaska, as the eastern end of the Aleutian chain in the Northern Pacific ocean.

Snake is over there.

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least he was speaking clearly--wait where'd that map come from]

...What's the meaning of this? Where are we?!

And come to think of it, why aren't you dead?

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
We are the plaything of perverse and yogurt-munching spirits.

As it has been said in the fields of Albion, I got better.

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
English, Raven. How hard did you hit your head?!

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Striking my head would do as much good as attacking the Rock of Gibralter with a cabbage.

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Liquid gestured wildly with both arms, seemingly 'flailing' more than making a point.]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Boss, you of all people should understand. Making sense is not the point.

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well of course not, but you could at least have the decency to not drive me insane! I have more important things to do than stand here decoding your sudden fit of metaphors!

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The redwood that has stood for eons cannot be called unexpected.

Important things, such as?

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Such as beating Solid to within an inch of his life!

And then that extra inch as well, and quite some time after!

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's good to know that you keep up with old hobbies.

[identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Defeating brrrrother is more than a mere hobby,Raven.

[identity profile] carrioncannon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Murder is a soldier's macrame.
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