http://omnomscenery.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] omnomscenery.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-01-09 12:19 pm
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SOLID SNAKE, COME ON DOWN!

[Today there is a new Liquid in the nexus. Who is arguably more than a little brain damaged.]

[It took him a long few minutes before he realized this wasn't Shadow Moses. And he did not, in fact, appreciate this.]



[enjoy your new Novelquid, FM.]

[identity profile] geneticaviators.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I can't help it, it's just too easy.

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Be a dear and try?

Honestly, this one is truly an imbecile. The way he shouts idiotic cliches as though he's from a terrible American action movie...

...oh no.

[identity profile] geneticaviatrs.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Killjoy.

Now that I think about it, he kind of reminds me of someone, though.

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
He does.

God help us all, he really, really does.

[identity profile] geneticaviators.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Light dawns on Marblehead.]

He reminds me of Snake! The special one who probably got dropped on his head as a kid!

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

That's just what we need. More of them.

[identity profile] geneticaviatrs.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well... at least he's not actually dangerous. Just dumb as a brick.

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
And very, very embarrassing.

How would you like someone with your face prancing around like a lunatic?

[identity profile] geneticaviatrs.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, it depends on how hilarious it is.

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

[tries to keep his mouth still]

[admits it]

It is rather funny.

[identity profile] geneticaviatrs.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
He prances around like a little girl at a tea party. If only I had a camera, this would be up on Youtube so damn fast.

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I am so very glad you don't and I don't know what that is.

[identity profile] geneticaviatrs.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just say that everyone and their mother would have seen that video by tomorrow.

I bet we could goad him into doing such stupid shit.

[For teh lulz]

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
We could, couldn't we.

[identity profile] whyamisobritish.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[You're such a bad influence, Cathy.]

[identity profile] geneticaviators.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's Cathy for you, corrupter of the innocent.]

[identity profile] geneticaviators.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Having this guy around might not be so bad after all.