A Family Reunion

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

[There's a small robot zooming around looking for a particularly smily Solid Snake. Otacon has an offer to give him, after all. After much persuasion, Liquid had reluctantly agreed to it. While Liquid and Sunny wandered the house, he focused on sending the tiny robot off in search of the other man. He had to be somewhere.]

! Target sighted. Initiating contact.

[Perhaps Solid would notice the soft voice. Otacon didn't mind if he did. Instead, he simply skidded the robot forwards, circling it around Solid's feet quickly before doing a little dance in front of him. The video screen opened to reveal Otacon's rather nervous face.]

Snake. I have something for you.

(Locked to worlds_serpent , cookedemright , stealthygenius  and 141point52 if she wants to join in.)

Comments

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

[OH NO YOU FUCKING DID NOT]

[HAVE A COOKBOOK LOBBED AT YOUR HEAD]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[DODGES. MASTER MILLER TAUGHT HIM HOW TO AVOID INCOMING COOKBOOKS THROUGH TRIAL AND ERROR.]

[MANHANDLES LIQUID OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN AND GIVES HIM TO HAL.]

[To Hal.] Don't worry; I'll take care of things~

[To James.] Calm down. You should really watch your blood pressure, Brother...Master Miller would probably recommend taking more salt out of your diet~

[Returns to the kitchen.]

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Don't patronize me, you smiling little bastard, I will end you!

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

[No you won't, because suddenly, your arms are pinned to your side by a hug from behind by an Otacon that's trying hard not to laugh.]

Calm down, love.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

I AM VERY GODDAMNED CALM.

[RAAAAAAGE]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[Trying to hack the burned chicken(?) off of the pan. Eventually puts it in the sink to soak and hunts around the cupboards for a skillet. This Solid Snake can cook. Nothing fancy, but Master had made sure he could cook one type of dish (http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/browse-all-recipes/quick-chicken-curry-10000001046903/index.html), at the very least.]

[He's even making it heart-healthy~]

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

You are not calm in the slightest, love, now come on. Sit down on the couch with me.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

...hmph. Who does that bastard think he is?

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

It was probably for the best, love. Come on.

[He tugged him over to the couch.]

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Tch. It wouldn't have caught fire if he wasn't irritating me.

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

...it caught fire?

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

. . .


Just a little.

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

...m-maybe we should have let Sunny cook.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

Or just left it to your sister.

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

Yeah... E-either way.

[Snuggle.]

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

. . .

I could have handled it. He doesn't need to bloody show me up.

[Huuuug.]

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

He wasn't showing you up, love. He was just trying to be helpful. I know you can handle it. You can handle anything.

[He smiled and cuddled closer.]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[A little over a half-hour later, Solid sticks his head out of the kitchen.]

Food's ready...Where did you guys want to eat?

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

[Liquid will just be not-sulking over here.]

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

Oh, here's fine. I'll just clear off the table.

[He quickly removed the few bits of operatus on the table, swung on a tablecloth and sent Sunny to fetch the cutlery.]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[He vanishes back into the kitchen and reappears with curry and rice in serving bowls. He sets them on the table, dodging a Sunny as he does.]

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

[SUUUUUUUULK.]

[vestri-vires.livejournal.com]

[He laughed a little, sitting at the table.]

James, come on.

[worlds-serpent.livejournal.com]

...tch.

[Scowling, he walked over and sat next to Otacon.]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[Solid sits next to Sunny, who sits opposite from Hal, leaving James stuck looking at his brother all meal. He grins a bit nervously.]

I don't cook much, but Master was determined to have me capable of making decent curry. I hope this stuff turned out okay.