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[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[Todd was not feeling asleep for once, and actually in quite a good mood! He was busy patrolling the area when he came upon a door where a loud applause seemed to come from.]

Huh? What was that noise?

[He opened the door and step in. He found himself on a small color full stage next to an older looking man in a blue sweater]

This is Todd, When he first came into the Nexus he started dating a girl whose code name is Paramedic. When she went missing from his life he moved onto another girl who goes by the name Ocelot.

[Boos could be heard drifting up from the crowd.]

Well now Paramedic is back folks, and she's not to happy about what she's seen.

Wait? What!?

((OOC: Welcome to the Maury show. For fox_unit_medic  & major_ocelette , others can feel free to join the audience :3))

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[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Well, I didn't tell him specifically that I was going to be gone, but I did leave a post somewhere public saying I would be gone for a while. There were some other posts there saying the same thing for some people called Flying Snake and Liquid Wolf, so I figured that was where you told people you would be gone.

[Okay, she admits that she probably should have told him personally that she was going to be gone, but it was too late to go back now.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[An OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH rises out of the crowd.]

I didn't know there was something like that here....

[He sighed. He was in so much trouble now. He had never been this confused about anything before. He didn't know who he'd want to be with more. They were both great women.]

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

I BET THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE...

IN THE PANTS!

[Okay, Gunner may or may not be wasted, at this point.]

[ducks-not-scrd.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU TELL HIM!

[Convenient plot device Duck may or may not have been supplying the booze that he may or may not usually carry on his persons~]

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

TOO BUSY BEEPIN' RANDOM BEEP?!

[Drebin's probably not entirely sober, either.]

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

[BEEEEP] YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM. THAT DUMB [BEEEEP] IS AN IDIOT FOR WRECKING WHAT HE HAD, WITH BOTH WOMEN!

[Gunner suddenly starts sobbing like a bitch.]

MAN, IF MY [BEEEEP] STILL LOVED ME, I WOULDN'T BE HERE!

[ducks-not-scrd.livejournal.com]

DUDE DUDE, IT'S COOL! [BLEEP] DIDN'T DESERVE YOU!

[zeropercentoff.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a beep t' me.

[Totally distracted from whatever's going on onstage now!]

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[Para sighs, too. This was overly complicated.]

Well, now you know, I suppose.

Tell me, what compelled you to start a relationship with a woman who, if I remember correctly, shot you in the leg when you insulted her the first time you met.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

She shot you in the leg?

[Maury gives Todd a disbelieving look.]

Well, we got to talking and... it turns out she wasn't that bad.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

I bet she "wasn't that bad" in bed, either.

[She frowns remembering what was happening in the Pants room.]

And, of course, I was the one who removed the bullet, being a medic, after all.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[His face went a little red, and the look of shame returned.]

L-look I'm thankful, and... I do love you... I just don't know what to do!

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Do you? Do you really? The thing between us... Are you sure it wasn't an impulsive decision based on being in love with the idea of love?

[She sighs. It was hard to stay mad at him.]

Listen, I'm not mad that you found someone you truly love. I'm mad because you didn't say a word to me.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I do... I really do.

[He looked at the floor.]

If I knew you were still here... I wouldn't have even wanted to find someone else!

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Todd...

[She's touched, but that doesn't remove the problem at hand.]

Listen. I think you need some time to think things through. Sort your feelings out. This is an important decision. I can't pressure you into making it.

I'll probably be leaving again soon. My work's caught up to me, again. That'll give you plenty of time to think. You can give me your answer once I'm back, okay?

[Para stands up and walks towards the door. He still has a chance to talk to her, if he wants.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He lets her go... he really did need the time to think :<]