fissionmailed | Happy Birthday to you~

[Not only was it New Years Eve in the Nexus, but it was also a certain someone's birthday. Ocelot had spent his time preparing for the event on the rooftops for a few days now and he was finally happy with the end result.]

[Green balloons were wrapped around the railings, and there was a huge buffet table set out, along with the grill to cook the various assortment of meat (yes, that included snakes and treefrogs for any of the younger versions of Big Boss around). He had a little help from a particular individual to hunt down said species, but it was worth it in the end.]

[If snake-meat wasn't to your liking, there also happened to be a various selection of 'party' food, too. Potato chips, sausages, cupcakes, cheese, crackers, anything and everything to suit the tastes of all individuals. There was a cooler for beer, but also some fizzy cola out for any of the younger kids that decide to come by.]

[Ocelot had even decided to put up a banner congratulating the birthdate of Big Boss, and demanded people who turned up to bring presents, or food.]

[Of course, in the center of the table was a massive cake for the lucky birthday boys.]

_{((ooc: Any Big Boss that celebrates their birthday today, this is for you. 8D))}

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"Festive"? [She cants her head to the side] That's the first word that came to mind?

[Shaking her head with a sigh] ...Please tell me you're not serious.

Well, you do. Hnh~

[He's trying REALLY HARD to not make a perverse remark for once!]

What? Yes, I am serious.

[Well that's no fun.]

[EVA sighs, her gaze softening. She reaches up to cup the side of his face] ...It's good to see that, even in 30 years, you're... still going to be so adorably slow. [The woman leans upward, gently pressing her lips against his cheek. She winks.] I felt like dressing up for my favorite guy's birthday, is all. I suppose that the approaching New Year is also an added bonus.

Though... Sorry, I already gave my present to another Jack.

[He raises his eyebrows at her words.] 'Slow'?

...

I don't need any gifts. It's fine- [Oh, now he gets it.] Birthday. Ah, yes. Of course.

_{I don't really celebrate it.}

Maybe you don't, but I don't need much of an excuse to celebrate anything. And I think you deserve to have your day just as much an anyone else.

So there's really nothing that I can do for you?

[His old face colors a little.]

I haven't really thought about it...[ahem]

That dress of yours. It's very nice. [He's nonchalantly checking out her cleavage.]

[A compliment and obvious staring at her chest? Much better. Still, she can't help teasing him a little.] Are you blushing, Jack?

[She follows his line of sight to her own breasts] ...Just what kind of 'things' did you think I was offering to do for you, hm?

[Busted!!]

Hnn...[He grunts and answers gruffly]...tea cakes and coffee?

[The woman sighs, but a small chuckle escapes her throat. EVA takes a few steps closer to him once more; A dangerous look in her eye.] ...Between you and me...

[She places a hand on the older man's shoulder and cranes herself upward, in order to whisper as if telling a secret] ...Just so you know, I mean...

[Soft lips brush along the outer rim of his ear; Her breath lightly falling against his skin as her body is pressed up against him. Have a birthday boob-press, BB.]

I would have said 'yes'... To any of those dirty thoughts that may or may not have gone through your mind just now. It's your special day, after all. And I'd take pleasure... in giving you that pleasure. If you'd only admit to thinking them...

[Stepping away] BUT, if cake and coffee is what you want, cake and coffee is what you'll get. [EVA blows him a kiss.] I'll be back in a few~! [The woman slinks off]

[ASDFGHJKL!!]

[It's a miracle that the old man is stll standing, let alone breathing.]

Happy Birthday to you~

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