LATE PARTY BECAUSE I SUCK

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[After being 20 years younger for a few days, Fear was naturally confused upon waking up and remembering everything that had happened the past three days. He remembers going out to drink with Alek, introducing himself to Pain, and... calling his wife a loud mouthed crazy woman and eating an octopus in front of her. Er, oops. He wonders how she is now; he hasn't been home since he first walked into the room, and last time he saw her she was... not in her right mind. He also remembered that yesterday was supposed to be the day of their party, but seeing as neither of them were in the frame of mind to throw a party... it would have to be today.]

[So instead of going home to his wife like a good husband, he has apparently decided that setting up the party is more important. At least in his defence, he's hoping to surprise her; and he doesn't think she should have to haul ass trying to set things up.]

Aqui vamos nós...

[After a lot of hard work, a few hours later things are almost ready. There are buffet tables on every side of the room, piled high with every kind of food imaginable. In the center table, a huge cake large enough for a grown man to sit inside is sat; of course, there's no actual man in the cake sorry LB but he'd eat it from the inside out. It is decorated with spiders and katamari balls made of icing; because putting icing-octopi on the cake would have been a bit silly, right? Outside the room, Fear is now busy putting up a sign to indicate that the party is over here;

JOINT BIRTHDAY PARTY HERE.
LOTS OF FOOD, MUSIC AND ALCOHOL.]

((Ffff sorry this is late, lover D; But yeah... food and drink and other party stuff. Use your imagination, I'm sure anything and everything goes in here. Feel free to add games and such.))

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[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

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[Alek just might take that bottle away from him if he drinks much longer. It's unhealthy and he knows things probably won't go well with LB if he ruins the party by passing out.]

Hey Thomas, save room for more cake. [He half-jokes.]

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[He sighs again, leaning against Alek slightly.]

This is so confusing. Why can't things be simple...?

[He takes another drink.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I tell if I known.

[His drink is empty, so he decides to suck on a piece of ice left in the cup.]

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[He just sort of leans against Alek for a moment.]

I'm just...

[He doesn't actually know what he is. He only realizes he pulled the cup away from Alek's mouth in order to kiss him a few moments later.]

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[With her awkward senses going WILD, LB turns around to see...her husband and Alek in an awkward position. With people or I'll assume offering her drinks left and right (since she's 21 now 8D), LB was feeling pretty tipsy herself. So although she'd just be annoyed by this display in a more sober state, the drunkeness was just amplifying her jealousy. But for now, she was at least sober enough to not be raging mad.]

Heheh.

[Putting on a fake smile, she walked over to the two.] Eheh. What's going on?

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[Once Alek realizes what's going on, he quickly pushes Fear away from him... but it appears he's too late. He needs an excuse, fast.]

Ah...-! He drunk too much and think I was you!

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[OH SHI--]

[He sort of stutters for a moment, wide-eyed. He didn't mean to do that-]

I- W-What he said.

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh...you two are acting as if you're trying to hide something~!

[She cracked a lazy grin.] C'mon you guys, if you're up to something, you can tell me~!

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

No, no. It just happen like that as accident.

[He nods, heart rate starting to pick up. He knew he shouldn't have let Fear get that drunk.]

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[He stands, wobbling slightly. He kind of wants to make sure LB can't get anywhere near Alek; that smile wasn't a happy one.]

I just- it was an accident. It didn't mean anything.

[Lie.]

I thought he was you.

[Lie again.]

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[Big frownnnn.] Thomas, we [hic]...eheheheh...we don't even look anything alike!

[Feeling dizzy for a moment, she brought a hand to her head to steady herself, before continuing.] And you were the one that suggested it meant something...don't lie to me, Thomas!

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

Wha- no, I'm not lying! I didn't mean it. It was dumb, it meant nothing. I forgot I was with Alek, I thought I was sitting with you.

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[Nods emphatically behind Fear]

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[LB managed a smile again, even if her eyes still portrayed a sense of frustration to them.]

We haven't been together at the party since I arrived here. Heheheh...but clearly some people are better company than me!

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

He's my friend... I thought you were talking to that funny looking guy! I wasn't about to interrupt!

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[Aaaand she frowns again.] Yeah, but I wasn't about to kiss him either! Ahah...or is that what you're supposed to do at parties now?!

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

At least we aren't sleeping with each other this time-!

[He realizes what he said too late; and realized even later that he shouldn't be looking shocked because as far as LB knew, she was up to date on his shenanigans.]

1/4 You know I had to multi-tag this

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, at least-

2/5 I lied

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

...

[Did she just hear what she thought she heard? Yeah, there was that time with the handcuffs in the room, but...that was a long time ago. Why was he looking so sheepish now?]

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

Eheheheh...

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

What...?

DONE 8D

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

What?!

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[DAMN IT FEAR]

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[SORRY D8]

I can- uh, explain this...

[...Alright, so why isn't the explanation happening...?]

Well we... walked into a room...

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[LB gives an absolute HATE-FILLED GLARE to Alek, before turning to listen to Fear's "explanation".]

Yes. That's what happened before. Eheh...so you decided to visit it again.