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[Evil Fear hasn't been seen too much around the nexus, lately. It's his birthday soon and he doesn't know how to feel about it. On one hand, this year he'll be celebrating with a beautiful wife and a couple of new friends. On the other hand, he'll be growing older without his unit members. And the depressing reality was that it looked as though things would be the same for all of his birthdays from now on.]

[So, whilst hanging from the ceiling mulling this over, Alek had passed underneath him on patrol. Instead of the usual jumping down in front of him, Fear instead cleared his throat to alert Alek to his presence. After the initial ALERT status, Alek relaxed upon seeing who it was. He also noticed his friend seemed to be feeling down. So a while later, they came up with something that could prove to be fun for both of them.]

[So Fear is back on the ceiling, invisible. And Alek is standing casually in the hallway underneath him. The idea is that Alek distracts the passer-by, and Fear jumps down and scares the crap out of them. Hooray for hallway pranks!]

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[That is... one old, old man. He can't help but worry that scaring him might give him a heart attack or something. Alek can't see where Fear is right now, but he hopes he'll also realize it could be dangerous.]

What is that you need help with?

Well, you see, I've been sleeping. For a very long time. But as I was sleeping my parrot had gone missing.

You didn't happen to see one flying by or anyone with a parrot, did you? I mean, anyone that doesn't look like me that is.

derp

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