http://poisonedfear.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] poisonedfear.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2009-10-09 02:31 am

derp


[Evil Fear hasn't been seen too much around the nexus, lately. It's his birthday soon and he doesn't know how to feel about it. On one hand, this year he'll be celebrating with a beautiful wife and a couple of new friends. On the other hand, he'll be growing older without his unit members. And the depressing reality was that it looked as though things would be the same for all of his birthdays from now on.]

[So, whilst hanging from the ceiling mulling this over, Alek had passed underneath him on patrol. Instead of the usual jumping down in front of him, Fear instead cleared his throat to alert Alek to his presence. After the initial ALERT status, Alek relaxed upon seeing who it was. He also noticed his friend seemed to be feeling down. So a while later, they came up with something that could prove to be fun for both of them.]

[So Fear is back on the ceiling, invisible. And Alek is standing casually in the hallway underneath him. The idea is that Alek distracts the passer-by, and Fear jumps down and scares the crap out of them. Hooray for hallway pranks!]


((COME GET YOUR FREE HEART ATTACKS HERE, GUYS.))

[identity profile] kare-no-okaasan.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Ume is just walking around, minding her own business when she spots the patrol guard. The other one she'd met had been really nice and helpful, so she gives him a nod as she passes.]

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives the unusually delighted looking person a strange look before stepping in her path, a hand held out to stop her.]

Ma'am, you must stop. This is hall check point and I need see you have no weapon.

[identity profile] kare-no-okaasan.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? I don't have any weapons... but I guess I can just show you what I have in my bag.

[She looks down, rummaging through her things.]

[identity profile] kare-no-okaasan.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[She flails frantically, screaming as she tries to get the unknown person off of her.]

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Alek stands nearby, laughing behind his hands.]

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[identity profile] bringsuffering.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Alek~

[Pain waves. Hopefully he's not too mad to see him...although part of him tells him that there's something up. Hm.]

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He's never happy to see this guy, really. But he has to keep up the facade for his and Fear's game. Some sort of distraction is in order here.]

Hi...

[He mutters, one hand clutching at his stomach to make it seem like he's feeling sick.]

[identity profile] bringsuffering.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are you alright?

[He tilts his head, reaching for his first aid kit.]

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He stumbles back against the wall, hunching over and crossing both arms over his stomach.]

No, I do not know what is wrong. But it is bad.

[identity profile] bringsuffering.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Here, sit down--I can help.

[He rushes to Alek's side, not touching him but indicating he should sit.]

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods and sits down, leaning his back against the wall.]

...

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[identity profile] be-safe-hal.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Curious Emma is curious, coming down the hall]

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...Why does that woman look like someone he's guarded before? Ah well, time for distractions.]

Miss! You have IDs on you?

[identity profile] be-safe-hal.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? [She was distracted, digging in her bag] Geez, how many times am I going to do this?

[identity profile] be-safe-hal.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She screamed, her leg not able to take the weight and she falls] Get off!

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[identity profile] elisurla.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Good luck.]

[identity profile] elisurla.livejournal.com 2009-10-09 06:44 am (UTC)(link)


[Ursula calmly walks by without incident like the true pimp she is.]

[identity profile] talktotheforest.livejournal.com 2009-10-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still worried, trying to know the wherabouts of his beloved parrot, as he sees a yougn man standing at the corridor.]

Please young lad. Can you help me with something?

[identity profile] hall-patrol.livejournal.com 2009-10-10 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That is... one old, old man. He can't help but worry that scaring him might give him a heart attack or something. Alek can't see where Fear is right now, but he hopes he'll also realize it could be dangerous.]

What is that you need help with?

[identity profile] talktotheforest.livejournal.com 2009-10-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you see, I've been sleeping. For a very long time. But as I was sleeping my parrot had gone missing.

You didn't happen to see one flying by or anyone with a parrot, did you? I mean, anyone that doesn't look like me that is.