He's back :)

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[There's a giant big-eye tuna silently stalking you, from the shadows.]

[Do you notice?]

Comments

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Catfish are able to use their pectoral fins to walk or shuffle on land, as long as they stay moist.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

You have a point, enormous bipedal talking tuna.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

And you have skin like frothy chocolate. Looking at it sometimes causes my mouth to water.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

As say the Navaho, what?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

You occasionally make my mouth water. I don't see what's so confusing.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

I am not made of chocolate.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Well of course you aren't. People made of chocolate went extinct years ago, in the plant-people war of 1862.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

I had not heard of this.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how many people such as yourself remain completely unaware of the paranormal!

That's why I make it my duty to spread this truth among the masses.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

The paranormal? Does that have anything to do with the semiodd or the hyperaverage?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[A brief chuckle] ...Vulcan Raven, right?

Are you a believer?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

[His chest puffs out.] You've heard of me.

A believer in what?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the rest of Fox-hound.

Monsters? Aliens? Ghosts?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

You're a very well-informed fish.

There are spirits all around us, in every rock and tree. but there's no such thing are aliens. Don't be silly.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

"Silly", huh?

Well it just so happens that I was once abducted by aliens myself, as a kid.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

I find that unlikely.