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[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[This post is typed painstakingly slow, on account of F.X. only having one hand to type with.]

[F.X. enters his and endlesswarfare's 4th floor "office" with the bloody stump of his right arm covered in his suit jacket.

Something has gone wrong.]

Vermon! Vermon, I need-- heck with it. John! WE HAVE A SITUATION.




[ooc: For endlesswarfare, obviously. Do not interfere.]

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[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

They're the ones dealing with Nintendo, not me.

Well. [Shifts. Baww, why does he always feel like he's imposing?] It's easy enough for you to remove people from the Nexus, isn't it? I... suppose if it's too much of a project we don't have to consider it...

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

I can remove certain people, yes. Not all.

If you're aiming to remove everyone that isn't part of your canon, this will be a very empty place.

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of absentee names. Don't deny it. I'm happy to work with the characters we have, it's simply that--

[Pouts, flopping onto his back on the sofa.]

This is what I get for being too nice to people. No more. Beginning tomorrow, I treat the people here how I'd treat any of the ghost writers on my staff back at home.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[He glances over mildly curious.]

Which is how?

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

Consistency, Vermon. Total consistency.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[Quirks a brow.]

You do that.

And see to it that you get a new arm. I think I still have some spares in the basement.

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

...Ew. [Sigh.] Alright.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

Something wrong with prosthetic snatcher limbs??

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

--Oh, prosthetics. Okay. Although that's kind of scary and villainous...

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

Well, you are a villain in most people's eyes.

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

Someday everyone'll look back on this and agree I fixed an awful situation. They may even adopt my writing as the true canon, you never know. With these people, tough love is necessary, that's just the fact of it.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

Mmh-hmm.

[He's not even listening anymore 8D]

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[annoyed,] Don't you think so, Vermon?

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[Annoyed right back] Yes. Sure.

Now don't you see I am busy?

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

Just what are you working on? You told me your agenda was clear for the foreseeable.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

That's none of your business.

[He's secretly writing fanfics of Eve Arre and Adam Scar or something.]

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[What, together?]

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, solving murder mysteries before having a threesome with him.]

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[Oh BB, y so classy.]

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[Shut up, he writes more exciting stories than you do. With cake in it.]

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[...You're disgusting.]

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[Get your mind out of the gutter.]

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[There is no way you mean actual cake.]

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH FUDGE FROSTING AND ICING INSIDE]

[f-x-nine.livejournal.com]

[...You have weird fetishes.]

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[As do you, Mr. 170 pounds of pure panther power.]