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[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[After reconciling his differences with Gaykko, Alek has decided to recruit the giant robot into the hall patrol.]

Okay, now we will go patrol hallway and bring justice to rule breaker, you understand?

You must be tough on crime and bring order, it is most important rule of patrolmen other than destroy THE ENEMY. Now you watch me deal with deviant then you try yourself!

[He pats Legs on the leg, not realizing the robot probably didn't understand a word of what he said.]

((Help Alek teach Legs about patrolling by breaking one of the many rules of the hallway!))

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haha accidentally posted before I finished

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

[There's a tealess David BOh walking the corridors...]

Surely there isn't ANYONE who can SHOW ME THE WAY to a bit of TEA, IS THERE? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND FOR A BLOODY MONTH WITHOUT IT!

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

I actually happen to have some in my bag.

[He pats his hornet-carrier cheerfully.]

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

...What.

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He walks over the shouting man because shouting in the hallways is against the rules!]

Hey, you are not allow to shout in hallway!

[He shoots him one of his best intimidating looks.]

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

Then for GOD'S SAKE, MY GOOD MAN, point me in the right direction! You know, for a place that supposedly provides EVERYTHING AT WILL, I have been shown NO TEA FOR A MONTH. A MONTH.

But do forgive me, I fear I am not the most pleasant of men at the moment.

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

...If I tell you where tea is you will stop shout?

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

Right, right, it's in the KITCHEN, isn't it? Well let me tell you, I HAVE SCOURED NEARLY EVERY KITCHEN IN THIS GODFORSAKEN BUILDING, EVEN GETTING MYSELF STUCK IN SOME MIRROR HELL, IN SEARCH OF TEA, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE FOUND?

NO TEA.

IF THIS IS A COSMIC JOKE PLAYED AT MY EXPENSE, I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

[Pain pulls out a few teabags of peppermint tea that he snagged during Alek's three days of deadness and hands them to David BOh.]

This place is a tease at times. Sometimes it withholds things delierately for it's own amusement.

[He points.]

I think there's a kitchen that way.

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

Pain.

You are

not helping.

Stop being so nice!

I can read, too.

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

Oh...you dear sir, my good man...

[Receives the holy teabags with trembling hands.]

You...

I am forever in your debt, sir.

But so few?

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Scans the scene with interest. If those little bags made that human so happy, maybe it would make Legs happy, too? So it snatches one with a swift wire! .D]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

Good call, those can be illegal substance!

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

Alek, that's tea. It is not illigal in any way, shape or form.

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Legs doesn't know what its friend just said, but it's glad to make him happy! So it swings the bag over to drop it in Alek's hands.]

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

My...my...

[He has the other bags, but still. That was so cruel.]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He pockets the tea bag, ignoring Pain and the other man.]

Thank you~

[He pets the robot again.]

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[Cheerful chirp!]

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

[He sighs and rushes off to the nearest kitchen before someone steals another bag.]

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

[He smiles, although a bit confused.]

I'm glad I could help. I didn't realize you needed it that much.

I picked them up a few weeks ago during a...stressful time for me. I went through them rather fast, I fear.

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

So you know the wonderful power of tea as well!

[You could say David's a bit of a tea junkie.]

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

[Nods.]

It can be a great comfort for those of us far from home.

How is the Nexus treating you these days?

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

Terribly! Horrible food, no tea, confusing to navigate, too much vodka instead of good ol' whiskey...

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

Have you found anyone from your time? I've found that helps a lot.

[1flashoflight.livejournal.com]

[He sighs, drearily.]

No, I'm afraid I haven't at all...

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

That's alarming...

[And he recalls what Ocelot said about David Oh.]

Although from what I've heard about what happens to you in the future, that may be a good thing.