The bar is getting a lot of customers lately

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

[Volgin walks into the bar with a Johnny]

[He gets two drinks and hands one to him graciously, then sits down. He smiles.]

So. Come here often?

((Silly Volgin left the door open. Feel free to come in and save poor, unsuspecting nanoless))

Comments

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

Well, we do have different muns.

Experience and timing are everything.

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

'Sides, who the hell knows if we're from different universes or not.

[Johnny drinks again, but only half the mug this time.]

I mean... we can guess, but... *shrugs*

And I don't wear it because... uh...

...I have no idea why.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

I like to think we'd be just as awesome in any universe, other me.

[Takes a hard swig from his vodka as he tries to think of how to extricate his doppelganger from this situation before Volgin decides to get..."frisky."]

At this point, it's more or less to keep us apart.

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

[Johnny raises the mug before draining the rest.]

You're damn right!

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

You look good without it.

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, you.

[He claps Volgin on the shoulder.]

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

Is true!

[He throws his arm companionably around Johnny's shoulders.]

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

It's better if one of us stays covered, anyway. All that sexy out in the open, and some of these ladies might not be able to handle it.

[Hooooo yeah, starting to feel the buzz. 8D]

Strange place thish nexus. One day you're kidnapped for a slave harem by thish guy [points to Volgin], next day you're drinkin' with him.

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

That's- that's fuckin' it, right there. That's it.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

Right on.

[HOLDS UP GLASS FOR TOAST OF SEXY JUSTICE]

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

[TOAST. And he only spills a little beer!]

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

Howwas I supposed to know yeh weren't inta that?

[Booze has got a lot of ground to cover in Vogin, but it's doing pretty well.]

[He waves his hand.]

Water under the bridge, right?

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

You're damn right! [Johnny raises his mug again.] Water under th'... yeah. Thing.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

You coul' tryer not assumering everyoness inta that sorta thing!

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

What if they are? Is missed opportunity.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

Well, thish is true, but you sssshould ask befrore you grope.

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

Element of surprise, is crucial.