The bar is getting a lot of customers lately

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

[Volgin walks into the bar with a Johnny]

[He gets two drinks and hands one to him graciously, then sits down. He smiles.]

So. Come here often?

((Silly Volgin left the door open. Feel free to come in and save poor, unsuspecting nanoless))

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[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

[Walks into the room and nearly turns about on his heel when he sees Volgin, but comes to a halt when he sees who Volgin is with.

Oh no, no he is not.

He sidles up the bar.]

Friendly drinks, I take it?

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

That's right.

[Why, it's Volgin's lucky day.]

You're welcome to join us.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

[Shoots him a look along the lines of, "I know what you're up to >(" and takes a seat.]

Sure, whatcha serving?

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

[How cynical! Poor Volgin is innocent as a lamb.]

Vodka, of course, like any good Russian. [Pours him a generous amount.]

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

[The only thing "poor" about that man is his skin condition.]

[Johnny takes the glass and swirls it around for a second, contemplating how to get his other, stupid self out of this, while keeping his personal, stupid self's integrity. The last thing he knows Volgin can be is discreet. He stares at the glass with some wariness.]

What proof is this? You said it was Russian, so that means I can't possibly come out of this with a better functioning liver.

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

Proof? It's vodka, what more do you need to know?

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

Not that I consider myself a lightweight, but there's pretty significant difference in what you and I would consider a "light drink."

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

[slaps him on the back] Be a man.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

[Johnny narrows his eyes at him. Now that's a challenge any man understands. He downs it in one swig.]

Bring it on.

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

Attaboy.

I'll outdrink the both of you together.

[lucky-concept.livejournal.com]

[So the whole dating thing didn't really work out for her... Not surprising. Helena decides to take it as a sign and just give up. She doesn't drink much, but feels as though she could probably use a light beer right now.]

[Upon spotting Volgin, she momentarily hesitates. But then shrugs and decides to take a seat that's a good distance away from him. Fortune sighs, and grabs a beer.]

[brllnt-disguise.livejournal.com]

[Pliskin approves of bars.]

Huh.

[darksideofwar.livejournal.com]

[A pair of brilliant blue eyes observe Volgin from the shadows. From what she's seen of him, he didn't seem very different from the one from her time. If that was truly the case...It would be delicious fun to bring a man that large to his knees again. Men his stature rarely fall and when they do, it's hard.]

[cryfor-joy.livejournal.com]

Reconnaissance?

[He quirks an eyebrow.]

My, but that man looks familiar.

[darksideofwar.livejournal.com]

[she nods]

He is.

[a crooked smirk slips over her lips]

wow, I'm late

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

Well, not really, but I do now!

[Johnny slides up to the bar next to Volgin, taking the drink gleefully.]

You're my kinda guy. Bottoms up!

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

Here's to you.

[clink]

[drink]

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

Here's to you, buddy.

[Johnny drinks quickly and slams the mug down.]

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

[drinks. Graciously refills them.]

[Looks from one Johnny to the other.]

You two are very different from each other.

[nods to one] You don't wear that mask.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

Well, we do have different muns.

Experience and timing are everything.

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

'Sides, who the hell knows if we're from different universes or not.

[Johnny drinks again, but only half the mug this time.]

I mean... we can guess, but... *shrugs*

And I don't wear it because... uh...

...I have no idea why.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

I like to think we'd be just as awesome in any universe, other me.

[Takes a hard swig from his vodka as he tries to think of how to extricate his doppelganger from this situation before Volgin decides to get..."frisky."]

At this point, it's more or less to keep us apart.

[nanoless.livejournal.com]

[Johnny raises the mug before draining the rest.]

You're damn right!

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

You look good without it.

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

It's better if one of us stays covered, anyway. All that sexy out in the open, and some of these ladies might not be able to handle it.

[Hooooo yeah, starting to feel the buzz. 8D]

Strange place thish nexus. One day you're kidnapped for a slave harem by thish guy [points to Volgin], next day you're drinkin' with him.