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[This Gekko is stomping miserably around the nexus, as usual. It bends down slightly to go into a room to be alone with it's MISERY.]

[And finds that it can only process in haiku format. It scratches out on a pad of paper it found somewhere in the nexus with it's same old pen.]

"01000010 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01111001 01101100 01101100 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 01110011 00001101 00001010
01101100 01101001 01101101 01101001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101111 01110111
01110111 01101111 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01111000 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101"

[Translation:
"By five syllables
Limited is my sorrow
Woe is existence"]

((OOC: To write a haiku, the first line must have 5 syllables, then the second line has 7 followed by the final line having 5 syllables. Enjoy FM!))

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Am I really worse
Than a serial killer?
Women are scary

You hit a low blow
with the 'kitchen' comment. No
wonder she's pissed.

It was just a joke
Maybe it was not funny
Or just a little

You're lucky she was
not Boss, who would kill you for
that insolent phrase.

It was not funny.
Para-Medic is my friend!
Why would you say that?!

That would be like me
saying that your guarding stinks
and you're a failure,

in a tone saying
that both you and your manhoood
are worthless, Alek.

.....
.......
.....

I will say sorry
But that girl is still fired
She talks back too much

Apologizing
is a good idea. But why
worry re: back talk?

Its not as if you
don't back talk at everyone
and get them upset.

I can back talk them
Because I am commander
You are back talk now!

You command the Snakes?
I rather doubt that, but you still
insult them often.

Besides, we're lovers.
I'm allowed to talk back. It's
almost expected.

You cannot talk back
In public I have image
To maintain thank you

What image? People
don't take you seriously
due to your bluster.

Shut your mouth right now
A time paradox might form
If I fight you here

What, we can't have a
fight going on in two threads
at one time? Why not?

What if in other
Thread someone get really hurt
This would not make sense

Well, it's impossi-
ble that you would injure me
and I would not hurt

you in a manner
that would incapacitate
you for very long.

You are lucky that
I do not want write this fight
In haiku right now

I guess we'll have to
fight it out in that thread and
just argue in here.

[Pain holds out his hand
as if to signal a truce
to Alek. Accept?]

This makes sense to me
Just don't insult me too much
Or I will bite you

[He grudgingly takes
Pain's offered hand in his own
and accepts the truce.]

I will try not to
but you have a temper like Fury's
so that is tricky.

Nevertheless, we
should go patrol now
else Owl kills again.

[He gestures to at
the outside of the room with
his free hand. Let's go!]

Just do not insult
My fighting skills or manhood
Anymore, okay?

[He nods and walks out
Of this big poetic place
And sighs in relief.]

I'll try not to if
I can. We seriously
should train sometime, though.

[He follows Alek,
his hornets pursuing with
an artistic grace.]