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[legcutter.livejournal.com]

[This Gekko is stomping miserably around the nexus, as usual. It bends down slightly to go into a room to be alone with it's MISERY.]

[And finds that it can only process in haiku format. It scratches out on a pad of paper it found somewhere in the nexus with it's same old pen.]


"01000010 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01111001 01101100 01101100 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 01110011 00001101 00001010
01101100 01101001 01101101 01101001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101111 01110111
01110111 01101111 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01111000 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101"

[Translation:
"By five syllables
Limited is my sorrow
Woe is existence"]

((OOC: To write a haiku, the first line must have 5 syllables, then the second line has 7 followed by the final line having 5 syllables. Enjoy FM!))

Comments

[backinblackout.livejournal.com]

What the hell is this
The thought patterns in this room
God I hate this place

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Look at the bright side--
Those assholes have fewer words
To think of humping

[backinblackout.livejournal.com]

I think you've gone soft
There is never a bright side
Only more morons

[legcutter.livejournal.com]

[Suicide Gekko stomps over to examine this Mantis, it's kind of hard to realize what anything is in such a restricted pattern.]
[It scrawls out on a sheet of paper:]

""

"You're holding your head
What about the thoughts in here?
Are you morose too?"

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

I should be smart to
Not walk into random rooms
But here I am now

[featheredplague.livejournal.com]

Crawk!
Awk?
Ar-awk?

[Hey it's Miss Para~!
Why are you speaking funny?
Have you got any food?]

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

I forgot to say
Before in that other room
You are now fired

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

Still sad as ever
I try to ease you sadness
But stopped by my own

[backinblackout.livejournal.com]

Cheer up emo kid
Nobody likes a whiner
Sit down and shut up

[liquidcoho.livejournal.com]

Foxdie will always
Be a technicality
My dear Brother

[solidcoho.livejournal.com]

Shut the fuck up, dick.
I'm always superior.
Dad thinks you're stupid.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing that my
hornets are from Japan, else
I would be afraid.

[civilizedentity.livejournal.com]

Why hello there Pain
I doubt your hornets add skill
But nice to see you

[femmesnake.livejournal.com]

I would like to know,
Why everyone seems to be,
Speaking in poems.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

I suspect that this
room is at fault. This place has
a warped humor.

[drquacksays.livejournal.com]

"Speaking in poems."
I like that phrase, it's catchy!
Even though it is true.

[notsofearful.livejournal.com]

Hi tight suit lady!
I do not speak in poem,
you started it first.

[lockerbound.livejournal.com]

Speaking in haiku
At least it's not Korean
Just like Shinn's Gundam

((OOC:Explanation (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc180/KuroNekoKawaii/Gundam%20Stuff/SEED/motivator2347104.jpg)

[idkmybffsaladin.livejournal.com]

Dr. Emmerich
Why are you talking this way?
In such weird haikus

[im-shoot-gunner.livejournal.com]

I'M SHOOT GUNNER! NO-
BODY HAS EVER BEEN A-
BLE TO ESCAPE FROM-

...

...

...

[SHOOT GUNNER LOOKS VERY SAD, FOR SOME REASON]

[femmesnake.livejournal.com]

Here? Is that what you
Were about to say? Have I
met you before now?

[fast-runner.livejournal.com]

A generic guard
With a stiffy for shotguns.
You're so fucking lame.

[outerheavendick.livejournal.com]

*Sneaks behind the Gekko armed with only a Sharpie Permanent Marker*

*Writes "PROPERTY OF OUTER HEAVEN" on it's leg before disappearing*

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

*A GRAY FOX APPEARS
FOLLOWING BEHIND BIG BOSS
I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE*



*runs away*

[lucky-concept.livejournal.com]

Each day is painful.
And the nights hurt even more.
Life without your love...