[EVENT] A WILD CORPSE APPEARED

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Oh, look, the coffee room came back!

Mantis...didn't quite make it there.

His body is lying in the hallway next to the door, Spooky's raincoat and his shirt pushed up just enough to reveal a "12" scratched into his lower back. His right hand is missing.

There is a supremely pissed-off ghost who has already had ghost lessons wandering around, protecting his body coffee body.]

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[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Face. Palm.]




...hmmm.

[MANTIS' CORPSE SUDDENLY LUNGES AT SNAKE OH HOLY SHIT]

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

AHWHATTHEHELLOHMYGODACHK!

[Pulls out a hammer and starts beating away at the reanimated corpse!]

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[ANGRY SPIRIT.]

Please don't do that.

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

IT'S A ZOMBIE, CREEPY!

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[The corpse waves with its remaining hand.]

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

[He nervously tightens his grip on the hammer.]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Look, a mysterious voice singing!] Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...

[The corpse bops to the beat.]

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

...What are you playing at, you re-dead sack of bones?

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Have a psychokinetic slap upside the head while the corpse settles back down.]

You've talked to ghosts before, numbnuts!

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

Ack! [Backs away from the body.]

Creepy doesn't count. And he didn't attack me with his fresh corpse, either.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Why, exactly, doesn't Spooky count?

And?

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

He doesn't count because...

Well using your powers to attack me with your own corpse...

That's just awkward.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Because?

...awkward is watching Diquid trying to coherently chat up Wolf's breasts. Making my own corpse leap out at you is not awkward!

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

...It's also unsettling. You know, doing something like that is a real sign of some inner turmoil.

[Shakes his head sadly.]

Well I'll do what I can to help you with that, even if you are a ghost.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Nothing about my turmoil is inner!

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

[Stares ahead dramatically.]

...I guess that's hard to argue.

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

Really, you should. ♥

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Should I include the dancing corpse, too?

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Smirk.] No, Ilya, that's quite alright.

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

You don't kill zombies with hammers, moron.

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

I do.

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

Please. You're no Shaun of the Dead.

...

No! Bad! Don't pee on that! [Ghost wolf, leave that corpse alone! >(]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Ghost wolf is PK'd up my the scruff of its neck.] I friggin' hate wolves.

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NO CHARMER YOURSELF, STRINGBEAN.

[CW facepalms.] Some days, I kinda wish he really was imaginary.

OH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, GIRL.