Snake found something horrible.

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[Snake found this book laying in the hall. Yes. THAT book. You know the one. The one by a certain Raymond Benson.]

[The cover was enough to make him interested.]

[He doesn't get very far in the book before]

What... the... hell...

[He continues on in sheer horror.]

[After a short time he bangs on Liquid(shirtlessinak)'s office]

Read this.

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[Liquid puts a hand on Snake's shoulder and tries to comfort him.]

Well, at least it didn't say you were born in a cave.

[He looks down at the book and looks at the pages it's open to.]

...oh you have got to be kidding me!

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[Takes his hands away from his face.]

...You born in that damn cave with me.

[shirtlessinak.livejournal.com]

[Sighs] Yes, I know that. I don't have to be happy about it though.

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

[Shakes his head.]

[flips through the book]

You love swatting down flies.

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[Flips a couple pages later.]

You called up a member of your support team to brag about finding a Stinger.

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[growls a little]

You told me to 'Come on down.'

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[Opens back up to the beginning of the book and glares as he starts reading.]

But I've done more than three sentries.

...Do you want to tell me something, Brother?

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[Snake scowls back. He's out of book related come backs.]

That didn't happen!

[shirtlessinak.livejournal.com]

Of course it didn't.

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

... It didn't!

[shirtlessinak.livejournal.com]

Right. I believe you, Brother.

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

...

I hate you, Liquid.