Because I don't have enough to do already

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[The Nexus loudspeakers catch a broadcast as yet another familiar new figure appears in the nexus.]

BIG BOSS HERE.
ENEMY UNIFORMS?
ARE THEY CUTE LITTLE
SAILOR SUITS?
OVER.

[Big Boss chuckles to himself as he ends the call and leans back in his swivel chair. The clone was fun to mess with. This was as easy as watching his hamsters patrol.]

[((Big Boss is chillin' in his office. By the time you respond to him, he'll know about the nexus already. This is intended to be a joke-type Asshole!Big Boss only. Or until I get bored one day and make him deal with drama.))]

Comments

[talkative-loon.livejournal.com]

Are you offering? You know, there was a very interesting story I have to tell you.

The other day, I went for a walk in the forest. Just a quiet, peaceful morning. And suddenly out of nowhere, a faun appeared. It did a jig, called out "Top o' the mairnin'!" and then dived down a rabbit hole.

In other words, pancakes are delicious.

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[He nods wisely]

But waffles are even better.

[talkative-loon.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's right, somehow. Are your tastebuds functioning properly?