Because I don't have enough to do already

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[The Nexus loudspeakers catch a broadcast as yet another familiar new figure appears in the nexus.]

BIG BOSS HERE.
ENEMY UNIFORMS?
ARE THEY CUTE LITTLE
SAILOR SUITS?
OVER.

[Big Boss chuckles to himself as he ends the call and leans back in his swivel chair. The clone was fun to mess with. This was as easy as watching his hamsters patrol.]

[((Big Boss is chillin' in his office. By the time you respond to him, he'll know about the nexus already. This is intended to be a joke-type Asshole!Big Boss only. Or until I get bored one day and make him deal with drama.))]

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[zanzibarhero.livejournal.com]

[The rookie furrows his brow.]

What-?

But I already found Gray Fox! We need to take down Metal Gear, sir.

[Unless Big Boss managed to take it down himself...]

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

BIG BOSS HERE.
NEVER MIND THAT, SNAKE
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
RETURN IMMEDIATELY!
...OVER.

[zanzibarhero.livejournal.com]

[Snake warily eyes the overhead speakers.]

... Where are you?

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

BIG BOSS HERE.
WE HAVE BEEN
COMPROMISED. THE
MISSION MUST BE
ABORTED UNTIL MORE
IS DISCOVERED.
...OVER.